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Girlfriend doesn’t like her nose video?

submitted by The4thReich to AskUpgoat 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 21:06:37 ago (+5/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

There was a video posted a year ago about a guy’s girlfriend not liking her nose. It was a compilation of how her nose looked like 2000 years of western statues and paintings. Does anyone have it?


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[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 21:20:08 ago (+4/-0)

Here you go, bud.


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[ - ] The4thReich [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 21:22:16 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you this is it

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 21:40:58 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 23:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

I look pretty much like a statue of Julius Caesar. Except more scarred.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 00:32:48 ago (+3/-0)

You have over 23 stab wound scars?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 07:23:16 ago (+0/-0)

Speaking of noses, people don't realize how much of an engineered and functional structure they are. They are not just two holes in the front of your face and if you alter them they will have dramatic effects on your ability to breathe filter out harmful organisms when you breathe and even your ability to think.

Your nose has things called turbulators inside which are folds of skin specifically designed to spin the air as you inhale through your nose. Think of it as design just like an advanced vacuum cleaner which spins the air to spin out all the dirt in the air before releasing the air back to the outside. That's literally what happens in your nose with the turbulators. Those random folds of skin have evolved to filter out viruses and airborne organisms that otherwise would be breathed deep into your lungs and cause you all kinds of trouble. So if you get plastic surgery and you change the entrance angle of the holes in your nose or you make them smaller or you make your whole bridge of your nose smaller you completely changing the air flow there and destroying the ability of those turbulators to filter gunk out of the air. if you've ever wondered why you can go into a smoke-filled room and breathe through your nose and your lungs aren't completely 100% covered with all the crap in the air and instead it ends up in your nose which you blow and comes out all black the reason is because of the turbulators in your

Furthermore your brain depends on a good supply of oxygen and that's determined partly by how much air can come in through your nose with how much effort. And if you restrict the size of your nose you're restricting the amount of oxygen that can get to your brain and it can affect the way you think. These girls getting these tiny micro noses like Michael Jackson had I'm going to affect their ability to breathe and get enough oxygen without becoming mouth breathers. So most of the time they're going to be running around and their brain is going to have less oxygen than it needs and that's going to make them slower and more idiotic and it's eventually going to kill off some brain cells. And of course it's also going to affect your ability to exert strength with your muscles and other things. Or you going to become a mouth breather and a snore because your body's going to be desperate for more oxygen. If you don't understand how this works then pinch your nose partially closed and just try to sit there and breathe and think for about 15 minutes and as the oxygen level on your blood just slowly goes down you're going to be gasping for air. Well now imagine you went to some dumbass plastic surgeon who reduced your nose to 1/4 the size of its former self and you're constantly struggling with that same feeling.