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A bear took my baby

submitted by dulcima to bears 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 09:06:41 ago (+35/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jf5vwe.mp4



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[ - ] Crackinjokes 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 10:15:10 ago (+6/-0)

I'm surprised that mother elk didn't put up more of a fight. Maybe it knows it would have lost to the bear. I'm surprised it didn't get it babies to move.

[ - ] boekanier 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 10:22:13 ago (+6/-0)

yeah, worthless mom

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:30:39 ago (+1/-0)

Uh...I think those are moose.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 14:16:59 ago (+0/-0)

They're prey and they kinda know it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 10:32:04 ago (+3/-0)

Didnt watch the end of that!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 16:35:22 ago (+2/-0)*

For my new “Equity: Nature For All” initiative, I would re-house this bear and many others like it in the playgrounds of housing projects.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 11:05:11 ago (+2/-0)

Harsh

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 09:31:04 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 10:36:12 ago (+1/-0)

That exact same bear, aye?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 11:11:06 ago (+1/-0)

Yea hes ok if hes not too hungry.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 00:56:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] rzr97 -2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 12:42:44 ago (+2/-4)

I don't know why humans are so fucking retarded. If we kill all the bears, that problem is gone. Kill the fucking sharks, tigers, crocodiles, alligators, hyenas, etc. Literally nothing will change. Fucking environmentalists and conservationists are retarded. Millions of species have died out and guess what, all is good. There is literally no need for anything that regularly kills us or even can kill us.

Our forefathers got most of the wolves and bears in the US. We were supposed to finish the job. Now, apparently, there are more deer which all the hunters enjoy killing. Big fucking deal. Oh, you killed all the great whites and now there are more seals, well check out my new baby seal hat and shoes. Stomped that little fucker and now my head and feet are much warmer and he was fucking delicious.

[ - ] NoRefunds 11 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 13:46:48 ago (+11/-0)

I'd rather kill all niggers and kikes first

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 14:17:53 ago (+2/-0)

You got my vote.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 14:39:51 ago (+1/-0)

A worthwhile proof of concept.

[ - ] rzr97 -1 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 15:28:36 ago (+0/-1)

...but but...if that happens the environment would collapse don't you know. Derp

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 14:15:32 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 14:33:42 ago (+0/-0)

Trophic cascade

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 15:27:11 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, you're right. Getting rid of all the niggers would do the same. Derp. This is just more kike programming. That shit has NEVER happened and NEVER will. Species die out all the fucking time and literally nothing happens. Once again, I'd much rather bash a baby seals skull in than have to worry about fucking sharks when I take my family to the beach.

It's amazing that people can't see how far the kike subversion actually goes. We damned near killed all the wolves in the US. What's the fucking problem? None! Shit's a lot better. I can actually let my kids play in the yard now. Imagine that.

Now what if the niggers were gone? Oh the horrors. Then all the food islands would pop back up I guess. Come on guys.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 02:31:56 ago (+0/-0)

Welcome to dodo world, eh?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 09:21:04 ago (+2/-0)

The circle of life.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 11:11:58 ago (+1/-0)

Ive seen moose charge through 4 feet of snow like a bulldozer but they are as retarded as deer

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 10:35:17 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve never thought about that, but it makes sense why large animals that don’t have a den or a burrow for protection only have one baby. It look’s challenging to try to defend more than one in the open, so why spend the energy making a second for bear food?

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 12:20:06 ago (+4/-0)

its beneficial to have some sacrificial bear food on the ready when a hungry bear approaches.

"mom, whos your favourite child?"

"the one that gets up first when a bear attacks."

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 14:13:15 ago (+1/-0)

Advanced evolutionary form of "you don't have to outrun the bear, just your companion."
Mom and calf #1 do not have to outrun the bear to survive.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 15:25:45 ago (+2/-0)

exactly.

"damn im glad that stupid lazy idiot isnt sucking my teets dry anymore" (moose mom)