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[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 20:46:48 ago (+3/-0)

rationing, isnt that great? our overlords masturbate at the chance to make your life miserable

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:44:39 ago (+0/-0)

It's the only thing that brings them joy.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 20:26:51 ago (+2/-0)

Here's my reverse psychology: Drink as much as you can.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 02:02:16 ago (+0/-0)

Shit, I might as well delete my account then.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 01:57:32 ago (+0/-0)

Just added "Dr. George Koob, Biden Administration's alcohol czar" to the list.

Added "more rope" to the shopping list.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 00:02:01 ago (+0/-0)

This will never happen but it should

[ - ] Mr_ 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 23:08:13 ago (+0/-0)

I’m leaning accelerationist on this one. All that can be shaken needs to be shaken and God help some normies wake up

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 20:23:41 ago (+1/-1)

They can advise all the fuck they want. Go ahead and advise me to do whatever, government.

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:45:57 ago (+1/-0)

Mandates that you put on a mask and only remove it to drink your 2 government approved alcoholics drinks per week while seated at a restaurant.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:51:41 ago (+0/-0)

They can mandate their asses off. I don’t give a fuck because none of that shit applies to the living, breathing man, MasklessTheGreat. That have to jurisdiction over me.

[ - ] Irelandlost 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 05:57:07 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly. This kind of stuff is funny in European countries too cos the amounts advised are strongly based on what they think the public will put up with. So in Ireland we’re ‘advised’ to eat five portions of fruit and veg a day as the optimal amount, but that rises to nine portions a day in Sweden because Swedes are more compliant. We’re told not to drink no more than 17 units of alcohol a week, the Brits and Swedes 14 units, the Germans 10 units. Because science, you see.