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I'm right here freely willing to admit that I thoroughly enjoy fried chicken

submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:10:24 ago (+19/-7)     (NutziHiveKickers)

Someone on here accused me of liking fried chicken as if it were an insult

I'm clearing the air right now and making it known that I love fried chicken, especially marinated in buttermilk and fried with peanut oil


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:46:37 ago (+11/-0)

I like fried chicken too. Actually, I'm gonna pick up some Publix fried chicken tonight. That shit's fuckin delicious.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:13:43 ago (+4/-0)

Any other known goods from Publix? Hope their rotisserie chicken is good as well.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:30:56 ago (+5/-0)

Fuckin, Publix subs are legendary. All of their side dishes, like Cole slaw and baked beans, they're all passable as homemade. Their rotisserie chicken is good too though. I'll get one for dinner, then use the leftovers for tacos or pasta. That fried chicken though, I'll eat that cold and be happy as a pig in shit.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:57:31 ago (+4/-0)

Anything from the deli or bakery is heaven.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:03:01 ago (+3/-0)

The make some of the absolute best key lime pie.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:20:02 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:14:46 ago (+3/-0)

Believe it or not the original premise of /v/NutziHiveKickers was @joe_mccarthy and @kosherhivekicker arguing about who ate the last piece of fried chicken

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:54:31 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:42:45 ago (+2/-0)

The "victim" was not joe. The dead dude's name was gonsalez. I don't think that's jewish and everyone Knows that joes a jew.
He's probably busy sucking baby boy's peckers.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:52:35 ago (+2/-0)

Hispanic names that end with z are considered "crypto" jews.

It could be.




[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 18:46:16 ago (+3/-0)

True. Like Aaron Lopez, the sephardic jew who basically owned the slave trade in colonial America (by owning most of the slaving ships). He was born in Lisbon, Portugal. The name is also spelled Lopes, just not as often.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Lopez

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 17:44:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PhantomXLII 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:27:44 ago (+3/-0)

Same

[ - ] JamesMadison 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:16:57 ago (+3/-0)

Us niggerz love us some fried chicken. I also admit I like watermelon. Both my wife and I make good fried chicken. Albertson's made some pretty darned good chicken, but our store closed.

I hate to see yankees eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. Terribly sinful. Pick up the pieces and gnaw away!!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:59:48 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:13:20 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:16:49 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:35:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:18:26 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:22:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:50:47 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:12:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 17:24:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheYiddler -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:51:38 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:22:36 ago (+2/-0)*

Peanut oil wrecks my stomach... I enjoy coating chicken in a tapioca starch-based wash and frying it in olive oil. Not too much wheat, and I can handle the olive oil.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:12:14 ago (+2/-0)

theres different types of peanut oil, only one of them is meant for high temperature frying.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 16:05:05 ago (+2/-0)

hell yeah

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 17:21:35 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck yes nigga. Gimme dat fry chikin.

That new watermelon flavor mountain dew is my second favorite drink, right behind grape soda with cough syrup.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 17:23:22 ago (+1/-0)

There is nothing wrong with liking fried chicken. But are you willing to shoot a man over it for ordering the last one?

[ - ] MoronSaint 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 20:55:37 ago (+1/-0)

Chicken Brine
1 Cup of dill pickle juice
1 Cup buttermilk
1 tsp kosher salt
1 tsp coarse ground black pepper
¼ tsp cayenne
½ tsp sweet paprika
2 tbsp sriracha sauce

Soak chicken in brine for 24 - 48 hours.

Make Breading
2 tsp granulated garlic
2 tsp Onion powder
1.5 tsp paprika
1.5 tsp cayenne
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
1.5 tsp coarse black pepper
1 tsp white pepper
1/2 tsp ground corriander
2 cups flour
1 cup bread crumbs
1/2 cup corn starch
1 tsp msg

Take chicken out of brine
Dry chicken
Coat in flour mixture above
Put on wire rack to dry for 20 min.
Coat in egg wash (3 egg whites)
Coat with flour mixture again
Put on wire rack to dry for 20 min.
Cover chicken with excess flour

Once breading is set.

Fry at 350 - 375 until golden brown