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I like a good haircut

submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:22:42 ago (+5/-6)     (NutziHiveKickers)

I like a good hair cut and beard trim.

I go to a high end barber every two weeks. I tip him well because he does a bang up job with the straight razor and honestly is worth every penny because a good appearance leaves an impression.

I spend $120 a month on hair cuts and it's worth every penny. Opportunities in my life have opened up because people see I take care of myself.

Take this as advice for those who are struggling with women or employment


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[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:33:27 ago (+3/-0)

That's about the best advice I've seen posted for the current generations that think it's okay to walk around with piercings and tats all over their exposed flesh. Disgusting and I won't hire someone who looks like that. Of course I'd never tell them that because, and they know the law, "you can't NOT hire me for piercings!". They're right. I can NOT hire them because...jobs been filled, we decided not to hire, jobs already been filled but we'll certainly keep your application on file etc etc etc. But if that makes them feel better, more power to em!

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:06:21 ago (+1/-0)

In my field piercings are dangerous and could result in serious injury. Faggots like that could never hope to handle doing what I do besides. The benefit in working in a 100% male dominated hyper masculine field is that i never have to work with faggots. Only dude I can remember who had visible tattoos was a literal outlaw biker with a whole head tattoo. Nobody fucked with him.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 20:33:11 ago (+1/-0)

Haha yeah I imagine he felt pretty safe! No I think that's probably true. But then again I think men should be allowed to work with men, especially in a high stress, dangerous jobs. The idea of women doing some jobs; firemen, police is just beyond absurd and when you work in a field that requires masculine men you're only causing danger to every man by insisting women can and should be allowed to work side by side. I've seen female police officers have the tar whooped out of them my men who could have easily been taken down by another man. I've been fortunate that the partnerships in my career have all been men. We do deal with women in the field but when I'm doing a deal it's with the guys I've dealt with for years and gone to conventions with in places like Vegas and a woman just wouldn't fit into that. And that's aside from the fact that most of the guys I partner with on things believe as I do, a woman should be at home raising our kids not trying to take work away from a man who needs to support his family.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:04:12 ago (+2/-0)

women don't care about Chad's haircut, he can just roll out of bed lookin like whatever. GENETICS are what women care about. No haircut can mask Gay Alien Skull bone structure.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:19:05 ago (+0/-0)

That's not really true. Guys that are naturally good looking are also very narcissistic and egotistical and spend lots on grooming because they know they deserve it

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:47:38 ago (+1/-1)

It is VERY true. Brad needs to 'groom', Chad can not shower for a week and still roasties be tryna slide into his DMs. GENETICS ARE EVERYTHING. https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.VTSSjHasOJZmh38HPFzqIAD_D1&pid=Api

No haircut will help that poor shmuck.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:49:21 ago (+0/-0)

A hair cut won't help him but if he cleared up his acne and got on steroids he would literally look like that situation jersey shore guy. That guy is ugly as fuck but still gets laid like a rock star

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:55:05 ago (+0/-0)

He SAYS he does. And IF he does, it's because he was on TV and had 'status' and a few bucks.

--Steroids can CAUSE acne. https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.wbaHxNZGJkTXH4eGBxr38AAAAA&pid=Api

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:57:28 ago (+0/-2)

I can garuntee you that guy was getting laid. Women only care about physical conditioning, confidence, and grooming/style

I have yet to meet a guy who met all 3 of those who wasn't getting laid

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:21:00 ago (+0/-1)

'CONFIDENCE' lol, Reddit-tier bullshit. CONFIDENCE comes from being treated nicely by roasties, instead of being shunned. Brad Pitt has CONFIDENCE because roasties have always salivated over him since he was a kid.

If I didn't study for the exam, I can't use CONFIDENCE to pass it. I guess this guy just needs CONFIDENCE! https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.BLofyOXVd0IUFT8qWbw2zgHaLx&pid=Api

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:26:45 ago (+0/-2)

Lol dude if you can't get pussy that's your own deal. Half the women out there will put out for a bag of coke

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

As someone who used to indulge and possibly sell I know that. I wasn't talking about MYSELF, just in general terms.

Besides, if I had any coke (it's been years) I sure as hell wouldn't share it with some random roastie unless she already had her tits out.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 16:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 16:06:54 ago (+0/-0)

Just saying, getting laid isn't that hard
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[ - ] gardella 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:53:08 ago (+2/-0)

I have cut my own hair for over twenty years. Once every two weeks, or sooner if there is a function. I purchased a good pair of Wahl trimmers, one for hair another for my beard. With care they last forever. I have replaced the blade twice. My total in is under 300 federal reserve notes.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:47:42 ago (+0/-0)

I tried that before but it turned out like shit. The barber takes a whole hour to to everything perfectly and he's a trained expert. I doubt yours is that level of sophistication

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 18:20:21 ago (+2/-0)

I got a haircut 5 minutes ago, and now Helena blowin up my fone

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 18:22:03 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. Okay that made me laugh. You're in

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 18:53:49 ago (+0/-0)

I wasn't even tryin to be funny

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:50:29 ago (+1/-0)

I just cut my own hair last night. It cost me $0. I have been cutting my own hair for nearly a decade.

I have saved $14,400 on hair-cuts by your standard.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:46:38 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah and I'm sure it looks like shit

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:56:30 ago (+1/-0)

You're mad because you spent $14,400 for something stupid, I get it.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:58:20 ago (+0/-1)

Dude I made 15k this month alone. That's after tax. Have you ever even seen that much money before lol

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, wow, good reason to waste $14,400 of it on something useless. An entire month of pay on something so superficial. How vain and womanly.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 16:03:07 ago (+0/-1)

Ugly people like you never make it far in life

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 16:04:19 ago (+1/-0)

I laugh at vain retards like you. You want took good while you're burning in hell, like it matters.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 16:06:00 ago (+0/-1)

Lol I can see why @master_foo and @uncledoug hate you. You're just a piece of shit and use your lame christ cuck bullshit to excuse your failure of a life

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 09:57:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:56:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:46:28 ago (+0/-1)

This is why you're not a winner

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 08:51:22 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 09:27:46 ago (+0/-1)

Paying a skilled licensed barber good money to look my best is slavery?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 09:33:21 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 09:34:31 ago (+0/-1)

Why is that funny?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 09:36:23 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 09:40:42 ago (+0/-1)

Lol. You have no idea who I am. You'd be literally scared shitless of me in real life. And that's not being said for my own ego, it's just the fucking truth.

I own a call out field heavy equipment and industrial repair business.

When I come to client offices to offer my services they are receptive because I present well and aren't disgusting and slovenly like you. Smelling and looking like shit has consequences. Of course these days most business is repeat clients and references from them but still being presentable is a way of life.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 09:53:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 09:57:48 ago (+0/-1)

You don't know how to fucking read very well do you? You didn't read anything did you? Just kind of glanced at it, noticed there was no pictures and then stopped paying attention.

Let me tell you something about the south you fucking syrup nigger. You Canucks loved on your injuns. We fuckin killed as many as we could. When the Yankee kikes forced us to live amongst niggers we burned down their homes and hung em high. Even today niggers go missing.

Syrup nigger brown loving drunk ass faggots don't have shit on a southern man. We will skull fuck you if you ever come to louisiana

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[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 14:08:31 ago (+0/-0)

I feel like a mooly just using a safety razor and buzzers.