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Who is the most based Disney villain?

submitted by anon to askanon 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 20:59:27 ago (+5/-1)     (askanon)



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[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:23:28 ago (+6/-1)

Gaston

[ - ] anon 1325411 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:35:28 ago (+5/-0)

I always liked Gaston. Especially in comparison to the Beast and all his moodiness and bitching. They should have named him Heathcliff. Belle, for all her radicalized nascent feminism, is hardly a prize pig herself. Nope, Gaston all the way.

[ - ] anon 1831596 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 08:44:04 ago (+1/-0)

Counterargument: He's French.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:41:13 ago (+3/-0)

Noooooooo ooooonnnne

SMEARS QUEERS LIKE GASTON

KILLS KIKES LIKE GASTON

SHOOTS SLUTS LIKE GASTON

NOBODYYYYY! NO OOOOOONNNNNE!

[ - ] anon 1948538 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:04:46 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] anon 1924846 [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 17:37:29 ago (+1/-0)*

Have you seen the conspiracy theories that Disney and Hitler were the same person. That the west's conception on Hitler was just Disney in a costume. His private residence happens to have nearly the same layout as the Eagle's Nest which is crazy.

I also love the "fuck the nazi's for being racist." And then the same cartoon has stereotypes of Asians.

[ - ] anon 9114579 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 22:42:56 ago (+3/-0)

My favorite disney hero was the capitalist bulldozer driver from ferngully. He was paving the forest to make room for progress and freedom.

[ - ] anon 1920968 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 22:29:05 ago (+3/-0)

Balthazar from Aristocats, he just doesn't want to see the old lady's fortune given to her cats, which is kind of a retarded thing for her to do.

The guy who shoots Bambi's mom. Hunting is cool.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 00:23:34 ago (+2/-0)

Holy fuck I forgot about Aristocats. That was one of my favorite movies when I was little... Never gonna forget that black cat... "FORTUNE COOKIE ALWAYS WRONG" 😂.

I might have to watch that again sometime. Thanks for bringing that back for me.

[ - ] anon 2159746 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 18:07:41 ago (+0/-0)

They probably edit it out in modern versions

[ - ] anon 5676371 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 00:38:15 ago (+2/-1)

That guy was a poacher. And he shot a doe. That's a no.

[ - ] anon 2365076 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:05:07 ago (+2/-0)

joe_mcarthy LOL

[ - ] anon 2098401 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:05:39 ago (+1/-0)

+1

[ - ] anon 3832293 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 06:07:47 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] anon 8869085 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 02:26:09 ago (+1/-0)

Johnny from Karate Kid.



Not a Disney film.

[ - ] anon 2098401 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:03:10 ago (+1/-0)

Smart of you going anon for this one.

[ - ] anon 1325411 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:36:06 ago (+1/-1)*

Scar. "Life's not fair." truer words have never been spoken.

[ - ] anon 1920968 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 22:20:21 ago (+2/-0)

Scar was a brother murdering communist. Hard pass.

[ - ] anon 1924846 [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 17:47:38 ago (+1/-0)

And Hyena fraternizer. And subjected his own race to subservience to hyenas.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:39:59 ago (+1/-2)

"Disney" villain? Palpatine. Or Lord Nihilus, if you want to be overly technical on who owns what.

Davey Jones from Caribbean is solid. Gave way too much of a fuck about love and a nigger "goddess" at that.

Scar and Hades were based af.

Frollo was somewhat based. Simped for a fucking slut and burned a whole city over it though. Dumbass.

Governor Ratcliffe was unfathomably based, seizing the New World for God's own.

Gaston was pretty based. He was an arrogant fuck though. Pride before the fall and all that. Literally, in his case.

Yeah, there's a good few.

[ - ] anon 1920968 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 22:19:29 ago (+5/-0)*

Palpatine's symbol was a six pointed star and he literally modeled Vader's armor after the golem of Prague, complete with hebrew writing on Vader's chestplate. No, kikes are not based.

Scar killed his own brother to usher in an era where lions and hyenas lived side by side in relative equality, destroying the pride lands through communist bullshit. No, communism is not based.

Can't remember enough of Pirates of the Caribbean to give a shit, never saw whatever Frollo and Ratcliffe are from.

Gaston I'll give you though. He was a manly man who just wanted a pretty girl to marry and didn't want some inhuman monster to steal his people's women away.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 23:15:59 ago (+1/-0)

Palpatine's symbol was a six pointed star and he literally modeled Vader's armor after the golem of Prague, complete with hebrew writing on Vader's chestplate. No, kikes are not based.

Fine.

Revan or Nihilus. Take your pick.

Scar killed his own brother to usher in an era where lions and hyenas lived side by side in relative equality, destroying the pride lands through communist bullshit. No, communism is not based.

As opposed to the flowers and rainbows multiculti bullshit the Faggot Lands, sorry, Pride Lands, was?

Frollo

Hunchback of Notre Dame. He simped for a gypsy. 🤢

Ratcliffe

Pocahontas.

Enjoy:

https://youtu.be/1YiAzyCzZzw?si=OL8JoiYAfCQMD7KK

[ - ] anon 1920968 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 00:47:06 ago (+2/-0)

Pride Lands wasn't egalitarian at all, it was the natural order of the strong at the top and the weak at the bottom. It was only when Scar made the weak hyenas equal to the strong lions that it all went to shit.

Ratcliffe seems a bit schemy like a jew but I can't fault him for promoting white interests, that one's totally fair.

[ - ] anon 1831596 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 22:45:06 ago (+2/-0)

Davy Jones had such a loving heart that he needed to distance himself from it, literally.

Scar was multiculti. He collaborated with his people's natural enemies because he wanted to hold the highest position of power among them.

Hades was nothing like his mythological counterpart, who was the ruler of the multilayered necropolis that bore his name.

Frollo was very different from his incarnation in the novel, and Radcliffe was also very different from his historical self.

Gaston was a simp.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 00:21:58 ago (+0/-0)

Davy Jones had such a loving heart that he needed to distance himself from it, literally.

Yes and that was his failure.

Scar was multiculti.

And the Faggot Lands under Mufasa wasn't?

Hades was nothing like his mythological counterpart, who was the ruler of the multilayered necropolis that bore his name.

Yeah, but he was hilarious and relatable.