I tried to date this girl once. Found out she was vegan. Oh great. But I thought I would give it a go anyway. I'll convince her to eat meat later. Invited her back to my place after church and cooked a bunch of fresh stuff straight out of my garden. I thought it would be impressive. I'm a good cook, fresh ingredients, that I grew myself with my own industriousness. How could it not be? And after I put everything together it was absolute disinterest in the food. Like zero. Wouldn't even touch it. Turns out vegan is just a code word for junk food. "Do you have any Doritos." So I check a cabinet where if I did buy Doritos if I would put them there. No luck lady. I've got nothing for you. Sorry. Fresh home cooked food is all I've got. And it's a Sunday so going to the store isn't really an option.
Veganism isn't normal. At the very least it's a sign of low self esteem. Humans aren't meant to be vegan and since that lifestyle restricts needed nutrients, you get worse the longer you stay with that idiocy.
Not exaggerating in the slightest: I caught up with an old friend several months back. Figured I’d have him take the train out and we’d head to the forest preserve out in the county. Get him away from the city. Curious to see how badly the city had gotten to him too considering we grew up in the same suburban town.
We finally get to the forest preserve and I’m ready to go on a several-hour walk. First thing he says as we enter the woods is he has an iron deficiency.
Wrote an entire post about it. I feel bad for this guy but he has made his bed and must eat it.
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We finally get to the forest preserve and I’m ready to go on a several-hour walk. First thing he says as we enter the woods is he has an iron deficiency.
Wrote an entire post about it. I feel bad for this guy but he has made his bed and must eat it.