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Never buy another beer. Just to be safe.

submitted by deleted to whatever 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 10:29:10 ago (+32/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 15:20:24 ago (+1/-1)

The value never tanked to begin with. Bud lite stocks never dropped and they are still turning a massive profit.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 21:25:45 ago (+0/-1)

chinajew rove burd ryte!

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 22:04:53 ago (+0/-0)

No you dumbfuck, I'm an adult that takes the time to look into claims instead of believing a headline. The boycott achieved nothing and all beer contains photo estrogen, designed to turn men into soy bitches. So try a new insult

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 23:50:19 ago (+0/-0)

So try a new insult

Buh chinajew rove burd ryte kangajew!

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 13:01:52 ago (+2/-1)

By design

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 13:59:21 ago (+1/-0)

never buy another beer

nice try at demoralizing, cuck

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 14:32:48 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 01:51:00 ago (+0/-0)

so that's what you meant :/

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 14:04:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 19:53:55 ago (+1/-0)

I will NEVER buy another Budweiser of any kind now.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 21:21:27 ago (+1/-0)

jews ruin everything

[ - ] JewNitedStates 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 11:35:24 ago (+2/-0)

Alright. Got it

So Bill Gates played a part in it. Only to buy up the shares for much less later on.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 11:52:14 ago (+3/-0)

It makes sense that someone who causes so much human misery is heavily leveraged in piss swill beer people drink for the sole purpose of getting hammered.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 21:24:13 ago (+0/-0)

Now they'll get vaxxt!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 12:56:13 ago (+3/-0)

Now you know why they’re doing “self” destruction

[ - ] beanbagWizard 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 11:11:24 ago (+4/-0)

Fkn jews always hedge their bets. Keep pushin degeneracy to normalise demonic shit. If it negatively affects stock prices, swoop in and buy it up as cheap as fuck. Onto the next plan/investment.

[ - ] BeholdIAmHere 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 11:52:47 ago (+2/-0)

i think it falls under fraud since its a pump and dump scheme. Buy up tons of stocks in an item, punch the price up to give the appearance of success, dump the stock when everyone buys on the high. Just another piece of shit jew profiting off failure

[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 11:03:48 ago (+5/-0)

I don't spend enough money on alcohol for this to be even remotely relevant to me. Anyone who does is a slave to the liquid jew

[ - ] AryanPrime -3 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 11:54:00 ago (+0/-3)

inbred kikes aren't jews kike filth, you know this, you've been told this and had it proven to you

you keep on spewing kike garbage narratives on behalf of kikes while pretending you aren't one, I really hope people like you are tortured before the mobs string you up

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 12:05:44 ago (+1/-0)

Every jew is a kike

Alcohol is bad

If this triggers you then perhaps your botched circumcision has caused some mental discomfort

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 13:39:15 ago (+5/-0)

Bill Gates represents a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States.

[ - ] WanderingToast 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 11:13:40 ago (+6/-0)

Pretty sure that goes against the trust.

"For the benefit of mankind"

How exactly is slinging these pricks money for the good....

Or maybe, it was a play all along.

Tank stock price
Buy stock
Wait.
Release new product.
Profit.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 12:57:06 ago (+4/-0)

Change profit with poison and you’ve got it

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2023 21:22:39 ago (+2/-0)

Microsoft Energy Drink!

NOW WITH mRNA TECHNOLOGY

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 23:13:31 ago (+0/-0)

Built on mRNAT Technology

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 23:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

Even most besterest goodrestivismnessisms!

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 07:24:31 ago (+1/-0)*

Well if the company wasn't dead before, it sure as shit is now.

Release new product.

No. Spend months telling everyone how great it's going to be, and then release same old shit in a new label, with a half a can of additives that nobody ever wanted in the first place.

It will require a proprietary opener, and both the opener and can designs will change every 1.5 - 2 years for no reason at all and you'll have to buy a new opener, because the old one won't fit the new can design, and will be incompatible with any other cans.

And there will be empty cans scattered at random throughout the 12 packs so that you'll open an empty, and then have to open another can.

Pass.