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How long till @TheBigGuyFromQueens gives out his social security number?

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to AskUpgoat 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 20:53:00 ago (+11/-1)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 23:06:40 ago (+3/-0)

867-53-09eyine

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 23:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

Kek

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 20:56:22 ago (+3/-0)

Heh, again? I could tell you his mother's maiden name. I won't, but I could.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 21:01:31 ago (+2/-0)

Don't tell me he really did. Hahaha

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 00:35:46 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, I'm just kidding. It probably wouldn't take much to figure out though. That man in new Amsterdam doesn't give a fuck.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 07:57:13 ago (+1/-0)

Hed probably do last four digits

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 22:31:48 ago (+1/-0)

What about the name of his first pet? Or what is the name of his favorite uncle? Or where he went to elementary school... ?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 00:39:32 ago (+0/-0)

His first doggie's name was bumpkis. He called his cat Fred. Good ole Uncle Lou, poor fucker died of the clap. As far as a schooling goes, it all happened between 123rd and Broadway

[ - ] lastlist 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 02:41:35 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know probably about the same time he decides to get passout drunk and posts some cringy ass selfie thinkin' he's some tough motherfucker.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 06:25:08 ago (+0/-0)

He is committed

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 23:22:32 ago (+1/-0)

Jealous of his bravado?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 06:24:22 ago (+1/-0)

That nigga do be zesty

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 23:16:21 ago (+1/-0)

You know he already has to the car warranty and social security scam callers.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 06:24:40 ago (+0/-0)

Do the needful

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 20:54:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 21:01:06 ago (+2/-0)

Nah. I was close to joining military, but realizing 9/11 was a farce in high school I noped out. Plenty of family though

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 21:47:04 ago (+0/-0)

Idk.

I got dibs on buying an RTX 4090 when he does though.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 22:20:51 ago (+0/-0)

I have a typewriter

[ - ] BitterVeteran -3 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 21:44:29 ago (+0/-3)

He's a jew loving faggot.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 22:19:50 ago (+1/-0)

Source?