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Fuckin NIGGERS delivered another package that was ripped open

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 18:11:19 ago (+24/-0)     (whatever)

Second time in a week! FUCK NIGGERS!

Last week it was a large jar of powdered gravy, now it's a tape measure. HOW THE FUCK CAN I MEASURE MY GRAVY???


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[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 21:40:46 ago (+3/-2)

Read the other day that all sex toys from Amazon arrived USED

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 06:28:38 ago (+2/-0)

Your gravy comes in tapes?

What will they think of next!?

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 13:24:49 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] DeusExMachina 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 18:22:08 ago (+4/-0)

Ask a nigger for help?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 22:53:31 ago (+4/-0)

My shit gets snooped in as well. I have some mail opened and many packages opened. The jews are skeert.

[ - ] MeatballTheDog 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 23:30:58 ago (+4/-0)

The White female USPS driver did that last month. The low road is the easiest it seems. Clogged with niggers though.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 5 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 18:30:32 ago (+7/-2)

I actually live in a crappy neighborhood but I still haven’t had a nigger steal a package from my porch. I guess not keeping my house looking above average has paid off. Mother fuckers probably don’t think I have shit because how my house looks on the outside.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 18:36:32 ago (+6/-0)

I used that same security system when living in a shit area. Works well.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 15:15:20 ago (+2/-0)

In my youth, Alaska taxed homes on front yard appearance. Almost everybody went trashy to keep the taxes down, and it worked!

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 5 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 20:02:21 ago (+5/-0)

I tried working a yo momma joke about measuring the gravy, but she was too fat and she fell and broke her leg and gravy came out.

Hizzzzzah!!

[ - ] Steelerfish 7 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 19:11:09 ago (+7/-0)

You mean the nog didn’t steal the powered gravy for his bucket of chicken that nigh?

[ - ] Gowithit 9 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 18:33:59 ago (+9/-0)

You are on a list. Back in 2014-16 every thing I ordered was repackaged. Everything. It would have clear tape instead of the Amazon tape. The walmart boxes would be in different boxes and I would get a blank explanation about how oh "original packaging damaged" Boxes from family or frineds opened and repackaged. Every thing. Bread pans? Really? Torn out of packaging and just thrown back in the box.

If it was thieves you would think after the first few times they would remember the name and address and know I wasn't ordering anything "fun".

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 18:40:57 ago (+5/-0)

--we are all on a list

--I get packages all the time, the last two were flimsy plastic bags that tore open bcuz NIGGERS throw shit around like monkeys.

--my Amazon boxes are always sealed with Amazon tape. This is a flimsy plastic bag issue.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 18:52:58 ago (+4/-0)

It never happened to the husbands packages. His were untouched. No it does not make sense. Same address you would think.

This is a flimsy plastic bag issue.

You should write whoever is sending you your stuff in grocery bags a very strongly worded letter about that.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 20:20:15 ago (+4/-0)

Amazon don't give a shit. Some small items are shipped in boxes, some large items are in flimsy plastic bags.

[ - ] Hobama 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 01:24:23 ago (+4/-0)

Order dildos, lube, bulk loosely packaged glitter, and pro-suicide books so the agents can at least have a good time.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 06:06:43 ago (+2/-0)

I don't think you lunkheads understand. The bag was RIPPED OPEN by rough handling, not cleverly opened and resealed.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 22, 2023 13:01:19 ago (+0/-0)

No one ever said the agents were competent or not niggers.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 22, 2023 16:10:03 ago (+0/-0)

Why would agents rip open a bag to steal a tape measure, but not steal the $150 power tool?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 22, 2023 20:38:35 ago (+0/-0)

They knew what the tape measure was for.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 23, 2023 01:58:25 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers

[ - ] SecretHitler 13 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 19:23:58 ago (+13/-0)

Powdered gravy? Are you sure you're not the nigger?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 20:18:30 ago (+5/-0)

As a backup supply

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 21:43:43 ago (+3/-0)

I always keep 10 inches of backup gravy on hand.