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Chinese food: WTF

submitted by Trickthegoyim to whatever 1.8 yearsSep 17, 2023 19:57:09 ago (+21/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 08:55:04 ago (+0/-0)

i hate china.

but there actually is some interesting chemistry going on here. i forgot the details, but it does improve something.

to the question on why asians do weird stuff like this:

there is an ancient chinese myth that if you just eat the right kind of things, you become immortal. Of Course the rulers of China wanted this, so they alloted IMMENSE amounts of money so that loads of "cooks/doctors" could perform all kinds of experiments (this is also how China discovered Gun-Powder)

just a bit of interesting information.

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 08:22:31 ago (+2/-0)

Actually, the ten year old boy urine is probably a lot more sanitary than the gutter oil they normally use to cook everything in, all things considered.

[ - ] lastlist 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 07:42:30 ago (+3/-0)

They likely torture the chicken while it lays eggs to get that cheng fui taste.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 01:37:59 ago (+1/-0)

They eat all sorts of nasty crap there ever heard of birds nest soup?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 00:33:49 ago (+1/-0)

"This asshole gave it to me for free. All I had to do was suck it out of a tube."

[ - ] shitface9000 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 17, 2023 23:08:55 ago (+6/-0)

I’m not ordering that dish again

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 02:58:42 ago (+2/-0)

'Last time i'm drinking that soup'

[ - ] Deathstalker 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 17, 2023 21:50:45 ago (+2/-0)

At least it's not baby dicks.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 17, 2023 21:36:17 ago (+2/-0)

And y'all think that's chicken in Chinese food? It's rat meat imported from China frozen and thawed out in your favorite local restaurant. Yum yum!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 17, 2023 20:16:37 ago (+1/-0)*

天啊他媽的噁心 !...!...!

“holy fucking yuck” =>
“God fucking disgusting”

That’s silly!

“toot” => 嘟嘟 = “doo doo”

sharting in translation

me no be here more

[ - ] GuyWhite 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 17, 2023 20:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

Ish!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 1.8 yearsSep 17, 2023 20:03:50 ago (+9/-0)

There ya go, China. Proving once again that you fuckers will literally put anything in your mouth. How the fuck does one even come up with something like this?

Me Chinese, me don't beg
Me drink pee pee with my eggs

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 09:12:59 ago (+1/-0)

It's like they're in competition with Africa, where they grind up dried dicks for sexual potency powder.