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From back in 1983, "EASY RIDER" magazine was the biker tabloid exclusive to those who truly were "Bikers", of which my multiple personalities and myself were, that is whenever we weren't hospitalized or incarcerated.

Being a schizo wasn't really all that bad, fuck, any time shit went down or something blew up there was always a wide range of alibis, but the meds worked and we're better now.

Anyways, Rider always had good animated sarcasm relative to the subculture that it catered to and a lot of it was truly good clean humor.

I remember an article about 4 women being pulled in for a closer inspection by US Customs when crossing into Detroit from Windsor and they really got the "kid glove" treatment, literally, and did they ever make a "stink" about it. Officers went through the vehicle, their luggage, purses and clothing and physical strip search. But when describing to the media as to specifics the one dame stated that "they kept staring me in the eyes asking me all these intrusive questions, they even stared into my [brown eye]"...we fucking pissed ourselves laughing and to this day it's still funny.

In another article there was a cop questioning two bikers about their suspicious activities to which one replied that they were going out fishing, with no gear, no boat, no tackle and no 50:1 mixed fuel, but in good animated humor, the dope dog is layed out flat next to the bike's saddle bags with it's legs up and ✝️ eyes ,(indicating it's stoned,) with the cop asking what they were fishing for...the one biker replies "GAR"...the cop answers back, "boy, here there's only 2 types of GARS, CIGARS AND NIGARS"...we fucking laughed, and to this day, the few of us who are still here, laugh when reminiscing.

Finally, in another cartoon article, there's a depiction of a bunch of Bros at a "sermon" and 3 Bros are looking down at this wrinkled rosebud (sphincter) with stubby legs and feet and with 2 eyeballs and it's looking up at them, the one Bro asks the other Bros..."who let this asshole in".??...anyways, that's the good clean humor we had back then unlike the faggot shit of today.

HEY...LIFE IS SHORT,,,RIDE FULL THROTTLE UNTIL YOU SEE THE FACE OF GOD...THEN HIT THE NIT-OX BUTTON .