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Apple remotely blocks all stolen products from the philly thefts

submitted by HuntsWithHandgun to news 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 07:05:06 ago (+42/-0)     (twitter.com)

https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1707090869755518995

Nogs freaking out LMAO


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 15 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 10:19:02 ago (+15/-0)

By now the phones have been sold and will be shut off on the nigger who bought it. Now phoneless nigger goes and shoots sail foam seller. Perfect. Thanks Apple!

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 21:07:26 ago (+1/-0)

You have to wonder how many innocent bystanders there will be.

[ - ] average_ant 11 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 11:34:46 ago (+11/-0)

What did these niggers think was gonna happen? Oh, wait, that's right...they don't think.

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 16:55:31 ago (+3/-0)

Sail foams are magic.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 13:57:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 23:56:40 ago (+1/-0)

Obviously they will blame whites.


"Sheeeit y uh.. y dey gotz tuh cut a nigga sail foam off. I ain't eebn dūnuffin. Mah unkle gib dis nigga a foam n raysis muhfuggas tryna keep us frum risin' up. Aint nobody caint werk wiffout no sail foam! Airbody no dat! DAYUM!"

[ - ] kammmmak 9 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 09:04:30 ago (+9/-0)

oh ma gaoww oh m dis cwazeee

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 11:28:47 ago (+4/-0)

These fucking monkeys don’t believe in God.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 12:42:30 ago (+0/-0)

Believing in God means nothing to God. Amen.

Behaving like someone who has respect for fellow humans (exclusive tribe of us white folk…., no niggers need apply) is what impresses God….., or not….I don’t know…no one knows…,

. What I do know though is, evangelists are worthy souls, not my cup of tea….., i don’t drink tea…., I’m an inquisitor, why am I an inquisitor rather than an evangelist?

Guns, drugs and money…., just kidding…..mostly kidding..because you see an evangelical soul can likely keep their hands clean simply by studying scripture..

I wash my hands of that. Best to keep finger nails trim if there is any chance of lasting evidence

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 21:04:55 ago (+0/-0)

Evangelicals are cancer, far too many retard republican's cowtow and bow down to them, desperately seeking their approval.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 13:58:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 13:43:08 ago (+7/-0)

There are no downsides to these riots

- Niggers arrested
- A little bit more waking up people to niggers
- Cops beaten
- A little bit more cops realizing they are sick of their jobs or being used by jews
- Nigger loving stores robbed by niggers
- Closer to public acceptance of niggers as the problem
- Closer to return of Jim Crow. Sounds unreal, but we're getting to that point if nigs keep it up.

I legitimately hope this happens weekly

[ - ] SteppingRazor 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 14:24:42 ago (+4/-0)

Every comment I can make on social media for nigger stories is reminding people why we had Jim Crow laws long ago. People are waking up, keep pushing it.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 14:36:57 ago (+4/-0)

I don't even have to. For once, niggers are doing the job

It be a murracle boss, we's doan da job!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 20:50:47 ago (+0/-0)

What we need again is separation, and niggers come to white neighborhoods only to work. Any thug looking niggers are trespassed.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 14:23:25 ago (+4/-0)

No matter what the video is, the sound of the female nigger is absolutely disgusting and the most annoying sound in the world.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 22:23:08 ago (+0/-0)

The least valued human in existence. At least with the males, you can put them in a pit and watch them kill each other for your entertainment.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 07:21:34 ago (+5/-1)

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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 17:22:51 ago (+0/-0)

Even if you buy an Apple product, you do not own it.

Imagine being this dumb.

Hope somebody kills Tim Cook.

Lead with that next time.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 13:39:16 ago (+3/-0)

This is like the scene in that movie where monkeys are giving technology and they start trying to fight it or masturbate with it

just another example of primates not understanding technology

[ - ] JoesLegHair 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 12:19:10 ago (+2/-0)

Why would Apple do something so racist?

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 11:51:36 ago (+2/-0)

How can you tell what they're "saying"?

[ - ] I_am_baal 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 16:58:48 ago (+2/-0)

All I hear are monkey noises.

[ - ] MoronSaint 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 17:37:35 ago (+1/-0)

Well no shit! "I'm a retarded nigger. I'm gonna steal something with a GPS and an internet connection. The perfect crime. I will totally get away with it."

Fucking refrigerator temperature IQ monkey. I realize that's insulting to monkeys but you get my point.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 14:00:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MoronSaint 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 16:26:35 ago (+0/-0)

What are you on about girlbrain?

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 15:55:48 ago (+1/-0)

Apple didn't appreciate their unexpected donation? They're racist.

[ - ] KurtCobainsBrain 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 02:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

Can Apple be sued for discrimination since this only effects blacks?

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 21:02:51 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure how I feel about that...

[ - ] clymer 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 18:44:20 ago (+0/-0)

Another reason to spend 40 bucks on a used Pixel 4a from swappa.com and re-image it with grapheneos

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 18:41:02 ago (+0/-0)

someone at apple decided to do this for the lulz im sure

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 14:26:48 ago (+0/-0)

I don't see why they'd have to block them. I'd assume that all new product in the store is already locked until activated when purchased. It's like gift cards.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 21:12:06 ago (+2/-0)

"Ma'am, in order to pay for the service, I need you to buy $500 worth of Best Buy gift cards."

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 12:25:23 ago (+0/-0)

The first time I am happy about globo homo policies.

[ - ] killallkikes 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 16:11:45 ago (+0/-0)

doesnt even matter slightly. theres hardware you can get your hands on to digitally re-serialize apple products. with the amount of shit im sure these niggers looted, they will indeed make off with some good money for it.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 12:06:21 ago (+0/-0)

Aren't they still valuable for parts

[ - ] JoesLegHair 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 12:16:56 ago (+7/-0)

The most valuable parts likely report their own serial number to the device and would be useless if blacklisted.

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 17:00:36 ago (+1/-0)

That's putting a little too much faith in nigger intelligence. They'll just break the phones out of anger when they stop working. Sometimes they'll even do that to phones that they legitimately bought and paid for.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 00:08:21 ago (+1/-0)

how im posed to cashapp L'Damarveous back fo" dat hurr-on! Imma hab tuh rawb uh.. uh.. ay uhh - wutzanaym? A muhfugn apple sto fuh'ril dis tahm yoo'eermy?! OHN MAH DED SUNN"

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 16:42:00 ago (+0/-0)

nope, i watched a video a few years ago about the newest phone they had, you couldn't put in new parts it has security and i suspect that security had improved greatly over the past few releases.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 17:24:02 ago (+0/-0)

The parts are serialized, so even if these subhumans were capable of the abstract thought required to understand that they can be disassembled and sold, each part would then report its status to the new owner (which would lead Apple and the police back to who sold it and where).