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[ - ] ughition 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 15:08:27 ago (+6/-0)

I thought the Great Chirpening will be in Chicago when the 10 year batteries in the smoke detectors run out.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 15:35:33 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. I was hoping someone would get that joke

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 14:25:02 ago (+3/-0)

The fact that you said the chirpining is bullshit because I didn't hear anything.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 15:08:29 ago (+1/-0)

I turned mine off and put it in an aluminum lined lunch bag hoping it acts like a faraday cage in case of some NWO upgrade

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 16:55:52 ago (+1/-0)

Thought you said you weren't that kind of brown.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 17:27:27 ago (+1/-0)

Old houses save lives?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 17:32:49 ago (+1/-0)

Perhaps I am missing something.

I was remarking on your statement about not hearing any chirping.

Do smoke alarms in old houses not chirp?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 17:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

It was a lead paint joke.

Do smoke alarms in old houses not chirp?

They work. Also I wouldn't trust a ten year battery. Sounds like somebody is planning some "inconsistencies" and a recall in the near future with that one. Whats cheaper? Lifelong and future dependants payments or a one time settlement?


[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 15:08:41 ago (+2/-0)

the alarm keeps hitting my phone and doesnt end after hitting [ok], it just comes backminutes later.

Am i on a list?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 15:35:15 ago (+2/-0)

Yes

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 15:36:13 ago (+1/-0)

I was told that would happen so I turned mine off and put it in a pretend faraday lunch bag