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5 sec summary of what happened.

submitted by canbot to whatever 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 06:46:59 ago (+35/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/424ht3.mp4



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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 21 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 07:37:32 ago (+21/-0)

5 sec

That was a minute twenty you pillock

[ - ] canbot [op] -2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 08:05:51 ago (+4/-6)

What are you, a time nazi?

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 08:54:34 ago (+7/-0)

Some prefer literal amounts when it comes to time.

[ - ] canbot [op] -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 10:10:40 ago (+1/-2)

Literal nazis

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:55:53 ago (+2/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:45:43 ago (+3/-0)

I want my time back you thieving kike

[ - ] canbot [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 19:46:15 ago (+0/-0)

You would have squandered it anyway doomer.

[ - ] canbot [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 19:56:01 ago (+0/-0)

I want my time back that I spent providing you ungrateful complainers with top notch content.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 08:07:05 ago (+5/-0)

i smell american planning....

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:22:45 ago (+1/-0)

American planning

it worked, so obviously not American planning

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

We're just good at meddling.

[ - ] Inward -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 09:07:03 ago (+0/-1)

Why?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 09:58:01 ago (+4/-0)

Because all this and nobody at any point had a clue?

Oh and he means (((American))) now nobody will question the bombing of 100s of square miles of civilian territory and everyone who does is a Nazi and will be arrested.

[ - ] QuestionEverything 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:34:19 ago (+6/-0)

125 sq mi. Only two exits: both mil checkpoints and impassable. 50% children population. -Its a ghetto, and they're exterminating. The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 08:49:11 ago (+1/-0)

whoever it is is running both sides of this shit. americans are paying for israels iron dome and presumably the palestinians are using a combination of gear skimmed off the top of ukraine and afghanistan.

[ - ] NoRefunds 17 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 08:08:06 ago (+17/-0)

All this video tells me is that this was definitely not planned by hamas

[ - ] canbot [op] 11 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 08:45:36 ago (+11/-0)

Hamas is Mosad, so technically it was.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:07:13 ago (+1/-1)

I 99% agree with you. 1% of me is thinking Russian military advisors could have assisted Hamas. They are smart enough to cook this idea up and plan it out to make it work. All they would need are people who have the balls to carry it out.

[ - ] recon_johnny 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:48:15 ago (+4/-0)

Did you unironically say russian?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:25:18 ago (+1/-0)

Russian military

Funny spelling of CIA.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 18:05:44 ago (+2/-0)

I thought about that that has been reports of Mossad helping the Ukies. Somebody helped Hamas, no question. The question is was it CIA? Russian FSB?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 19:22:41 ago (+0/-0)

I could see Russia trying something stupid like this, only then to distract the world's aid from Ukraine to the other jews.

Everyone already let out of the bag that our stockpiles are low...so stretch it even thinner.

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 19:28:01 ago (+0/-0)

Why would it be in Russia's interest to do this?

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 10:26:24 ago (+1/-0)

Yup sand niggers are not smart

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:29:51 ago (+1/-0)

it's low tech simplicity that wins over the morons who want complicated and want high tech and high level because they think that means smart.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 08:18:37 ago (+6/-0)

80 sec

[ - ] Rotteuxx 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 08:55:47 ago (+6/-0)

Nice zionist propaganda video, totally not pushing the bullshit narrative bibi wants all the goyim to believe.

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 09:06:18 ago (+2/-0)

Care to elaborate? Are you of the mind that it was a false flag?

[ - ] Rotteuxx 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 09:22:42 ago (+6/-0)

Could it be anything else?

The biggest and most deeply entrenched intelligence network mysteriously failed even after Egypt warned them it was coming?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:27:04 ago (+2/-0)

This week I learned paragliding defeats radar and the Iron Dome.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:59:42 ago (+1/-0)

"Palestinian collaborators fed false information to the IDF"

As if they'd take their word for it instead of using (((their))) massive surveillance apparatus to verify where, when, and what.

Running cover for IDF after Egypt's claims of sharing evidence of the coming attack.

[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:16:06 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] LookFat 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:30:21 ago (+2/-0)

So these sand cavemen perfectly executed a military operation with no help? OK.

[ - ] rzr97 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:31:42 ago (+3/-0)

I don't buy it. Seems like a trivial operation that accomplished literally nothing other than allowing Israel to use all the video evidence HAMAS SUPPLIED as a moral pretense to mass invade Gaza and implement martial law forever which is exactly what they are going to do.

What did happen is Mossad paid off Hamas and gave them a 5 hour window to attack Israeli citizens and film it all of course so now Israel can use this moral mask to accomplish their strategic goals.

If this were a real operation, they should have held the gates open and poured just massive amounts of arabs into Israel--even just ordinary palestinians to overrun it all at once.

All they did was poke a 6 million pound gorilla which the gorilla paid them to do.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:22:09 ago (+2/-0)

I'm genuinely angry at the 5 second lie.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 18:18:13 ago (+2/-0)

So hamas attacked military targets and Israel leveled a city.

Got it