'ebony alert' - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

'ebony alert'
submitted by boekanier to whatever 1.7 yearsOct 13, 2023 01:22:40 ago (+21/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 13, 2023 09:26:42 ago (+2/-0)

An "ebony alert" should be a police warning to whites of incoming mass looting or other nogger crimes.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 13, 2023 09:07:04 ago (+0/-0)

This has to be a joke, right?

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 13, 2023 06:20:10 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah that's not going to work out how they expect

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 13, 2023 04:56:09 ago (+0/-0)

yikes

[ - ] DeathTsunami 5 points 1.7 yearsOct 13, 2023 02:41:59 ago (+5/-0)

lmao ebony alert is what I'm attaching to cities with black crime rates.

Don't go to chicago, it's in a state of ebony alert.

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 13, 2023 02:10:01 ago (+4/-0)

Who cares?

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 13, 2023 04:00:13 ago (+3/-0)

I think this will have the reverse intended effect.