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Did an overnight in county. Looked for graffiti I left before old voat went down

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to whatever 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 12:37:52 ago (+18/-1)     (whatever)

Just had a few drinks in the park. They would've let me go home, but I asked some question they didn't like, next thing you know, cuffed... 2 loud niggers, middle aged White guy on his way out, and a clean cut looking dope user with a few years and greys on me. Cool dude. Processing takes forever to get out. I need a cigarette

Funny, we were just talking about this @theoriginal1icemonkey


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[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 12:43:26 ago (+4/-0)*

So, what were said questions, and was your graffiti still there?

Processing takes forever

Your aren't kidding. My second time they were supposed to let me out in the morning, and didn't until the wee hours of the following A.M. Didn't want to wake up friends or family, so I walked the 15mi home.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 12:59:10 ago (+2/-0)

Dang. You couldn't get a cab or anything?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:06:42 ago (+3/-0)

It was a small town at the time. No cabs there back then. It was a nice Autumn morning and the walk was refreshing, actually.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:16:56 ago (+2/-0)

That's good... I've had a hell of a summer. Some good times and bad. My boss who I'm good friends with, just let me go... We're close to off season anyway, where I find other work with unemployment... So I'm just kinda comfortably numb taking everything in... Hope to return in the spring, cause I love my job

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:22:44 ago (+0/-0)

Man, that blows. Did he let you go because of the stupid overnighter or is it normal to lay off workers this time of year?

If you're comfortably numb, then you ought to just veg out or do something you enjoy over this weekend and start sorting out your ducks on Monday.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:34:06 ago (+2/-0)

I had a bit of a rough period a month or two ago. Drinking too much again, but I usually keep it much more in check these days... Still, feel like everyone likes to be up in my business, cause I'm like a druid or something... Last night could've gone smoothly, I wasn't that toasted, and I wake up at 5 in the morning no matter what pretty much... But, like my father, we are the type to be singled out, and held to a higher standard, while everyone else gets away with murder.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:37:54 ago (+0/-0)

I had a bit of a rough period a month or two ago. Drinking too much again, but I usually keep it much more in check these days... Still, feel like everyone likes to be up in my business, cause I'm like a druid or something... Last night could've gone smoothly, I wasn't that toasted, and I wake up at 5 in the morning no matter what pretty much... But, like my father, we are the type to be singled out, and held to a higher standard, while everyone else gets away with murder.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 21:59:37 ago (+0/-0)

Hope to return in the spring, cause I love my job

You have a few months, take that time to figure out if you can be your own boss in the same job field. Research what it takes to start your own business.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 12:47:20 ago (+7/-0)

Now I want to chimp the fuck out over this injustice!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 12:57:48 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah dope dude was just kinda nodding out on his bike standing, but he wasn't gone I guess. He'll probably get off, for illegal search and seizure. Even the niggers got hit on bogus charges. Must've been a slow night. Graffiti was in next holding cell over

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:34:37 ago (+2/-0)

Where are the bodies?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:38:50 ago (+4/-0)

General Flynn knows. I'll tell you in two weeks

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 17:01:57 ago (+0/-0)

Only if you buy 'Muh 5 IQ warfare - Hidden bodies edition'

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 18:26:11 ago (+0/-0)

Is one of Jones'trannies selling?

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:36:59 ago (+1/-0)

So what was the question you asked lol?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:46:26 ago (+2/-0)

I can't quite recall. I did pour out condemnations and laments on the way in, and then backdoor in sympathy. Im basically the modern poor man's Ezra Pound

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 16:53:44 ago (+2/-0)

I learned to just fight my instincts and stfu. Talking never helps

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 18:27:21 ago (+0/-0)

I should've known this already, but I'm disgusted across the board

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 19:15:55 ago (+1/-0)

It’s all good brother. Sometimes that booze/anger/disgust wins out lol. In the end it’s a funny story. Fuck it

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 17:21:32 ago (+0/-0)

I mean, if you can't recall, that by definition is black out drunk. I'm sorry the ZOGbots hassled you, but you were drinking in the park to the point of being blacked out. Are you not seeing how you're inviting drama into your life?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 18:25:27 ago (+0/-0)

You're overstating my statement. They're zogbots

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

I can't quite recall. I did pour out condemnations and laments on the way in, and then backdoor in sympathy. Im basically the modern poor man's Ezra Pound

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 13:53:49 ago (+3/-0)

I got arrested three times for drinkin a beer peacefully. Creek, river, ocean. I was just sitting there, no one was within 50 yards of me.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 14:01:22 ago (+2/-0)

Yepp. This isn't the first time this sort of bullshittery has happened. Really wanted a pen though... Faggot cops have my backpack and notebook at the other station, and I just hopped off the bus to decompress somewhere in the woods... I need my fucking notebook though

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 16:56:20 ago (+1/-0)

The liquid jew has a hold on you

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 18:24:08 ago (+0/-0)

You have your own homosexual holds on yourself

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2023 22:35:04 ago (+0/-0)

Most trouble I ever got into was an underage house party that got busted. I got a nice drunken ride hone in the back of a cop car. Thank goodness I parked my car down the street.