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Q for men: Do the women in your lives expect a "thank you" when they do things even if they totally mess it up ?

submitted by Hugh to whatever 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 22:06:55 ago (+5/-0)     (whatever)

Me: bought all ingredients to make cookies, set out all ingredients to make cookies, gave recipe to wife and daughter to make cookies. Somehow cookies were made without TWO ingredients (salt and baking soda). I was asked for a "thank you" for making the cookies? Should I have said thank you??


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 00:44:17 ago (+2/-0)

They're women, they don't operate on logic.

Give your wife a spanking for forgetting two ingredients. That'll make her happy.

[ - ] Localuser 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 00:01:56 ago (+2/-0)

Yup. My gf doesn’t know how to cook. I looked up a recipe, went to the store, bought all the food. Asked her to peel the shrimp. Cooked the food and she says damn I did good didn’t I? Wtf. Damn useless women these days

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 01:54:11 ago (+2/-0)

She's adorable isn't she?
Little twats can go their entire lives not caring that they only consume and rarely if ever contribute in any meaningful ways and we still can't live a meaningful life without them. The conundrum of a full cycle natural life

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 08:26:26 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. You just have to accept it. Hell, I don't even think about it anymore and hadn't until you posted.

Heyyy, that didn't work but I love you for trying and it really wasn't that bad.

Practice it homo, believe it, LIVE IT, and quit whining like a bitch.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 00:40:33 ago (+1/-0)

yes

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 00:39:32 ago (+1/-0)

why would you set out the ingredients?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 23:38:18 ago (+1/-0)

Of course. My mother-in-law came to visit one time. She literally opened a canned ham and heated it in the oven. I ate a piece and she asked if I liked it and I said: You warm up a mean ham. She got mad. We don't eat shit like that in my house. We eat fresh meat 99% of the time. Or at least better quality meat. all women are crazy. Its just what level they are at any particular time.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 11:24:07 ago (+2/-0)

"You warm up a mean ham" lol

I'm gonna say that to my wife next time I pork her.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 11:30:45 ago (+0/-0)

Don't do it!! Its liable to get you and me kilt!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 22:35:30 ago (+2/-1)

That's hilarious.

set out all the ingredients after I bought all of the ingredients.


Maybe you should have bought the flour that comes with the salt and baking soda already in it.

Did you eat them? If you ate them a thank you is in order. What kind of cookies?

You can live without salt in chocolate chip cookies.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 22:14:54 ago (+1/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 22:14:02 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like they are pretending to be women.

Pathetic.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 13:47:53 ago (+0/-0)

You should have spanked waifu while daughter watched, sobbing

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 09:27:27 ago (+0/-0)

You are in "training".
The lesson for today is, if you want cookies, make the damn things yourself! I'm going to keep screwing them up until you just take it all over and do it yourself!"
Stronk moDerN whaymans training, for your own good.


[ - ] gimpyoldman 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 22:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

No.