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Two Faggot Cyclists From Portland Were Killed While Cycling In Napa. Apparently they were whacked by a load of lumber falling off a truck.
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 21:43:22 ago (+11/-2) (fox40.com)
https://fox40.com/news/national-and-world-news/couple-killed-after-lumber-on-truck-strikes-them-during-california-bike-ride/

I so fucking hate these bicycle niggers. We’ve spent 1488 billion dollars on bike trails in California that these losers lobbied for yet they insist on riding in traffic and where big trucks go and they expect nothing to happen to them and if it does, it’s not their fault. Fuck, I hate these pieces of shit. Kinda glad these two got whacked, except now it’s gonna make it even worse for us.

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[ - ] inaminit -2 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:14:07 ago (+0/-2)

OP is a retarded faggot who can't even read the article... The people were killed while riding on Silverado Trail, (OP's a drooling moron).

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:26:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, dumbfuck , Silverado Trail is in Napa. It’s a highway. Trucks go up and down it. I’ve driven it many times. You my friend are a complete and utter fucking retard.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 21:48:25 ago (+1/-0)

Lot of hillbillies in Northern California.

They cudda been guddead.

Juseyin.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 21:50:45 ago (+1/-0)

Goddamn right about that.

Especially the country they came through.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:02:44 ago (+1/-0)

I'm guessing they made a wrong turn through Berryessa.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:18:24 ago (+1/-0)

Do you think it's viable for white right wingers to invade northern commiefornia? CA is hemorrhaging people. The idea of taking the upper third of the state and declaring independence appeals to me.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:39:35 ago (+1/-0)

The northern third is already right wingers. This is where the ‘fuck around and find out’ bunch are.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:42:59 ago (+1/-0)

He's right.

There's plenty of fucking beaners, liberal retirees and burned out hippies on the coast and, apart from them, what you have left are some pretty solid people.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:45:36 ago (+0/-0)

You know the northern valley, the Sutter Basin. That’s what I’m talking about.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 23, 2023 22:17:20 ago (+0/-0)

The pendulum does swing and California used to be a red state.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:03:49 ago (+0/-0)

Well, it’s really flat in the valley, so we’re rednecks I guess.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:10:28 ago (+0/-0)

How the fuck is a valley flat?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:22:26 ago (+0/-0)

Well, there are mountains on one side and mountains on the other. In between, there is a vast flat plain known worldwide for its agriculture. I can attest to its flatness by the millions of acres of perfectly level rice fields surrounding my abode that supply rice to most of the world.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:37:04 ago (+1/-0)

Not being argumentative but you did just call it a vast plain. Please be patient I’m autistic lol. Just kidding I’m only an aspie.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 23, 2023 00:07:14 ago (+0/-0)

Why yes, i did. It is vast and it’s pretty plain!🤣

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 21:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

I used to live on CA 1 in the far north (haven't read the article and I'm fucking postive that's where these commies came through from OR).

You wouldn't believe the bicycle faggotry that goes on there.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:01:48 ago (+1/-0)

Well, between you and I and the rest of the niggerfaggots here, I frequent Davis, the capital of bicycle faggotry. Those assholes have no sense of humor about their “three feet rights” they are the worst. They will flip you off and get all bunched up if you don’t give them their safe space. It’s an unwritten rule of the road in Davis, that you better never hit a cyclist, it’s the worst infraction you could ever commit.
I’ve done a lot of work in Napa and I know the Silverado Trail area well. I did all the massive French doors at the Silverado Country Club years ago. It’s a cool town, a lot of money, and a lot of faggotry. Not as bad as Davis though.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:24:25 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking Davis.

Last time I was in the Trader Joes there I had so many chinks ping-ponging off of me it was like a goddamn Charlie Chan movie.

Those bugs have no concept of personal space.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:37:39 ago (+1/-0)

That’s the closest TJs to me and yeah, it’s full of nips and stupid college kids. Also, it’s the only place you’ll see some cunt wearing a “Team Fauci” shirt, although that was two years ago. She probably croaked from the jabs.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:18:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:20:12 ago (+2/-0)

They belong in a drainage ditch after being sideswiped.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:40:53 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed, but are homosexual skin tight clothings a prerequisite?

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

@paul_neri - as a homosexual cyclist, would you be willing to weigh in here?

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 23, 2023 09:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, he may be a homosexual, but he is definitely a faggot. He probably has a baby-skin-bike-suit that has a drop door for his nigger buck to access his dirty hole.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:36:03 ago (+1/-0)

Archive link: https://archive.vn/EekLd

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 23, 2023 01:09:21 ago (+1/-0)*

what about this one in Belgium, attacking people in a car with a (long) knife? https://files.catbox.moe/zj28n1.webp

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 23, 2023 01:28:00 ago (+0/-0)

The always roller and and accepting leftists.
On a country road like that, I’d snatch his go pros off him and drag him out into a corn field.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 23, 2023 04:09:35 ago (+1/-0)

I put California road bicyclists in the same category as vegans, gluten-frees, and gays. The title of this category is "Entitled Faggots".

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:04:55 ago (+2/-0)

Good

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:48:46 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not one of those that goes around trying to see the hand of God in every little thing...

But every once in a while...

[ - ] serfer 7 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 21:52:48 ago (+7/-0)

“You’ve been-“
Thum-dum-thum
“Lumber struck!!”

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:12:24 ago (+2/-0)

That was pretty good!⚡️⚡️

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:20:42 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:35:33 ago (+0/-0)

Stfu. AC/DC. Really man?

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:41:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

Bon Scott was a kike pedo.

Talk about your all-time disappointments, if true.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:07:36 ago (+1/-0)

I was wrong. Not a kike but he did like the younger girls. However he was relatively young too and he didn’t like them super young so not technically a pedo. Ephebophile is the term I believe.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:11:05 ago (+0/-0)

Appreciate the follow-up, bro!

\Ω

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

I hate when I’m wrong and it bothers me greatly that I posted a comment in error. I feel like a normie retard right now for shooting off at the mouth.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:23:10 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck it, man.

Shit happens.

I appreciate that you were willing to rectify the mistake.

Continue thread

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 22:47:12 ago (+0/-0)

Prove you wrong? You’ve presented no evidence. Come on man, Bon was the best blues singer of the seventies.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:04:04 ago (+1/-0)

I am deleting my comments because I cannot find anything to verify my baseless allegations. I’m not sure why I had this impression. I must be confused. I am sauced right now though that’s no excuse. I would have posted the same thing sober. I was quite certain but I cannot back it up with anything. He liked them young but he wasn’t a kike. Not even a pedo really.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll drink to that! 🍺

[ + ] inaminit

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:01:02 ago (+0/-0)

If they're not kikes, they're shabbos goy working for kikes... Be realistic.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 23:23:52 ago (+0/-0)

You can stfu too.