Just Take Them to the STD Clinic - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Just Take Them to the STD Clinic
submitted by Scyber to Women 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 21:23:03 ago (+24/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 16:02:44 ago (+0/-0)

"group of niggers make a list..." Fixed it.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 10:36:08 ago (+0/-0)

I like to take them to the Waffle House.

[ - ] Nerva 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 09:45:53 ago (+1/-1)*

I think the list is fine. The only thing I would suggest is not going to places where the only option is ice cream or some sort of dessert because most women are watching their weight, or at least should be.

I was always told growing up that if a man brings you to a family function or church that it is very flattering, and a great opportunity to meet the people who helped shaped his character, and I found that to be mostly true in my single years. Also, I lived for long drives, sometimes the best dates were just driving around and going on random adventures with no real purpose other than fun. The point is, if you're anything other than a gold digger you do not need to do anything too expensive to have fun and get to know someone.

Then again, if the above pictured creature is representative of the group who created the list, maybe a more ideal first date would be a one-way ticket to africa with a complementary bucket of chicken, and a bottle of grape drank.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 10:49:33 ago (+1/-0)

haha. I can see the instagram post now

hashtag FDG (first date goals) #catered #international flight

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 08:51:39 ago (+0/-0)

5 day trip to the wilderness to hunt/fish/camp and hike it is then.

Notice how "1 hour hotel" is not on the list?

And the first fucking Date is always a coffee date and everyone pays their own bill.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 08:45:30 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine dating in hookup culture. There is a good chance that most 30 and under females have never actually been on a date that didn't involve her feet on the dashboard.

[ + ] BannedEverwhere

[ - ] BannedEverwhere 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 13:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

With as much surveillance as we have in the modern day you'd expect drone swarms to be patrolling to find any acts of public indecency but we don't live in a sane world.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2023 19:39:11 ago (+0/-0)

there's a guy with a drone channel where he videos prostitutes

[ + ] BannedEverwhere

[ - ] BannedEverwhere 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 15:20:35 ago (+0/-0)

He's risking prison for himself by doing that when the whores should be publicly stoned.

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 04:56:06 ago (+2/-0)

Pub - walk - pub - walk with bench - pub - bar/club - grab a food - back to house (preferably hers)

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 03:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

I don't understand what the goal is.

A hookah bar? There are bars for that now? That sounds like a situation just waiting to happen.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2023 19:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

hookah bars were popular about 20 years ago

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 25, 2023 01:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

This is a long way of saying they just want to be taken to a nice restaurant.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 09:07:51 ago (+0/-0)

Hey I am cool with that.

First date means usually you meet for the first time and don't know or own shit to eachother.

Everyone pays their own bill, after all its current year anything else is sexist and patriarchy.

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 23:23:49 ago (+2/-0)

I agree.
For the first date, men shouldn't take the woman out.
The woman needs to take the man out.

The woman should always organise and pay for the first date.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:58:13 ago (+6/-1)

An old friend of mine, Tom, (RIP) used to say, “ take them out to dinner? Hell no. We’re going to fuck first and if it’s any good, I’ll run her through the drive through at Carl's Jr. on the way to dropping her off”.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:56:00 ago (+4/-0)

Coffee shops are the best place for a first date.

Movie theaters are terrible.

If you can get them to go to church, then great!

Imagine inviting someone over to watch TV. But I guess that’s a zoomer thing.

[ + ] WanderingToast

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 04:59:30 ago (+2/-0)

Pub crawl is honestly the best.
Bit of social lubricant - shifting location together often builds connection 😉

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 09:04:13 ago (+2/-0)

Uh Uh I can top that, watching the same movie/stream, but everyone stays home and you zoom call while watching.

Then you buy her onlyfans pack.

And the sad thing is, it probably actually goes that way after muh rona.

[ + ] BannedEverwhere

[ - ] BannedEverwhere 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 13:57:25 ago (+0/-0)

Most relationships young men have these days are long distance anyway and fail before the first meet.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 10 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:43:36 ago (+10/-0)

bowling

Now come on. Bowling is a perfectly legitimate first date activity.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 11:53:58 ago (+3/-0)

Only if you're White.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:25:06 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly, I agree with everything but the coffee shop. That's a great first date.

Every one of those restaurants is dogshit. Except Waffle House. Waffle House is the nectar of the gods.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 06:22:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 9 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:12:45 ago (+9/-0)

Tell you bitches what, I won’t take your gold digging asses anywhere. You’d be lucky if I brought to to Sam’s Club for a $1.50 hotdog. Fuckin whores.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 6 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:35:55 ago (+6/-0)

$1.50 hot dog? You're more generous than I am. She can nibble on the free samples they give out! 😂

[ + ] MasklessTheGreat

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:38:40 ago (+2/-0)

Straight fuckin gangsta!

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 08:58:48 ago (+3/-0)

Restaurant idea, men and women get different menus, Men get the real prices and a precise description of the dish.

Women get a menu with 10x the real price and made up french and Italian fancy sounding shit.

If you can keep your presentation slightly over MD's bitches will buy it.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 25, 2023 03:41:35 ago (+1/-0)*

Sams club. Phh I'd laugh in your face if that was the offer.

I'd let you ride on my costco membership for the first date if you pay for the chicken bake (rip original chicken bake)

[ - ] Leveraction 9 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:09:16 ago (+9/-0)

What the hell is that thing suppose to be. Take it back to the zoo.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:43:59 ago (+3/-0)

zoo

*Africa

[ - ] FreeinTX 5 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 21:58:50 ago (+5/-0)

Take them swimming or to a water park.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 24, 2023 22:59:21 ago (+4/-0)

Oh yeah, the old makeup removal trick!

[ + ] Stonkmar