Desk from 1840 with many secret drawers - Upgoat

Desk from 1840 with many secret drawers
submitted by shitface9000 to Mildlyinteresting 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 22:07:28 ago (+50/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/o4u7if.mp4

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 13 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 06:36:57 ago (+13/-0)

Craftsmanship Level - White people

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 09:04:12 ago (+1/-0)

No kidding. All our made in China/ Hecho in Mexico shit we have today will never reach this level.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 12:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

There are White D&D nerds who make some interestingly complex table to play on.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 13 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 00:12:45 ago (+13/-0)

You push this button and out comes a little statue of the Fuhrer. Press his mustache and this little gas chamber here activates.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 10:03:35 ago (+1/-0)

....why not a big gas chamber..?

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 10:47:14 ago (+1/-0)

They will be put on a diet first?

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 12:31:06 ago (+1/-0)

not enough ovens

[ - ] Hobama 13 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 23:24:59 ago (+13/-0)

Clearly inferior to the modern chinese ikea desk.

[ + ] Sal_180

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 08:27:30 ago (+1/-0)

This desk cost $30k,ikea desk cost $35.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 10:04:26 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe in 1998. now the same desk runs you 90 bucks with less instructions and more wrong screws.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 12:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

Might as well download the cad designs and buy the stuff from lowes and make it yourself at this point. Might even save a bit on lumber as well.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 13:19:29 ago (+1/-0)

have you seen the price of lumber lately?

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 14:40:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. Even then, you might still save money.

[ - ] FacelessOne 10 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 23:19:42 ago (+10/-0)

I wonder how many secret drawers there were they couldn't even find.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 05:55:52 ago (+2/-0)

I bet they x-rayed that thing to see it's structure so they wouldn't be left wondering that.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 08:03:00 ago (+6/-0)

Nice arm tat and mismatched boots there, bitch. Is that modern "professionalism"?

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 12:32:34 ago (+2/-0)

and the bad dye job

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 13:22:11 ago (+0/-0)

hate that shit. I'm so radical I'm gonna get a shitty looking permanently cartoon scratched into my skin. like everyone else

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 6 monthsOct 27, 2023 19:03:18 ago (+0/-0)*

That’s cool. I’ve built all sorts of secret rooms and hiding places in my homes. My last home had a secret room. If you pulled on a Disney Aladdin neck tie in my closet, it turned off an electric magnet and the back wall opened up. I used to take friends in there and tell them that there is a door right there, and I would give them a hundred bucks if they could find the seams or open it…. They could not.

When I sold the house, I put a sign on that wall at an open house showing that announced there was a secret room and how to open it, but the female real estate agent said it was too weird and it would scare buyers. I told her she didn’t understand men. The sign stayed up and a seven way bidding war commenced to buy the house. All because of that secret room. Men loved it, as I knew they would.

[ - ] jsac 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 05:35:36 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone else think that female looked like she had a man's body?

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 10:32:39 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, at first I thought the joke was the “woman” had “secrets” but then the desk mesmerised me

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 18:39:49 ago (+1/-0)

Her secret? She has a huge cawk. But it's in a drawer.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 00:15:10 ago (+1/-0)

This is so cool! How much is it?

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 00:51:02 ago (+1/-0)