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If Im going 55 in a 75 in the left lane and some speed demon decides to tailgate me, fuck you im not moving over!

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 1 yearOct 26, 2023 10:06:02 ago (+2/-12)     (whatever)

Just because the speed limit is 75 doesn't mean i have to cater to these assholes. Go around if youre in such a hurry.


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[ - ] Glowbright 5 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 10:45:41 ago (+6/-1)

I give this troll 2 stars on a 1-10 scale. Super low effort troll

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 11:50:00 ago (+2/-0)

It’s a repost at that

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 10:57:02 ago (+1/-3)

Thanks ill try to do better

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 1 yearOct 27, 2023 08:47:10 ago (+2/-0)

I can't believe these retards not only took the bait but also got mad as fuck at your responses. I guess I had too much faith in them. Good job.

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 10:56:51 ago (+5/-1)

Err it's the law. Move your fucking ass out the way asshole.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -5 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 11:04:31 ago (+1/-6)

Not in my state retard. Eat a dick amd go around.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 11:11:17 ago (+4/-0)

You are one retarded faggot lol

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -3 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 11:16:24 ago (+1/-4)

Im a professional retard. Go around

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 yearOct 27, 2023 00:46:10 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, you are a professional retard. No one is arguing that.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearOct 27, 2023 00:27:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] LintLicker 4 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 10:10:05 ago (+5/-1)

Well that's just stupid. Enjoy your next road rage incident. Too scared to go 75?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -4 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 10:11:35 ago (+1/-5)

The ol '95 dodge neon doesn't like to go that fast

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 11:08:44 ago (+4/-0)

I hate poor people like you on the road. Get the fuck out of my way asshole.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -3 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 11:14:01 ago (+1/-4)

Nah im chillin in MY lane. Hope you like the smell of burning oil, faggot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 14:57:50 ago (+3/-0)

all poors get the rope

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 17:31:30 ago (+2/-0)

Useless eaters.

[ - ] chrimony 3 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 14:53:16 ago (+3/-0)

I won't feel bad when some asshole decides to follow you home and unload.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 15:20:46 ago (+1/-3)

Ill unload my balls in his mouth after I unload my 50 cal muzzleloader into his chest (felon so no smokeless)

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 12:07:31 ago (+4/-1)

What an entitled asshole.

Impededing traffic in the hammerlane is illegal in most states, a hefty ticket in mine, and they do enforce it.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 12:10:59 ago (+1/-3)

Not in my state so suck my oil-infused exhaust asshole.

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 17:04:29 ago (+1/-3)

Fuck off dickless
All travel lanes have the same speed limit

Running 75 in the left lane is the same as the middle and right.
Left lane passing only is enforced.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 yearOct 27, 2023 00:39:34 ago (+1/-0)

You're full of shit, and ignorant of you state's law (assuming you actually are from Texas).

Drivers can use the left lane in Texas when passing and overtaking another vehicle or when it’s unsafe or impractical to drive in the right lane. Slow-moving traffic must keep right.

Suck ass with a stir straw.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1 yearOct 27, 2023 08:24:30 ago (+1/-2)

Twist to suit?
Yes fuck face we drive on the right in the US.
Signs say left lane for passing only.
Mean just that.
Sheep must stay in line.

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1 yearOct 27, 2023 08:34:16 ago (+2/-0)

Your retard tier grasp of the English language makes it obvious you aren't White.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearOct 27, 2023 00:30:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 13:15:12 ago (+2/-0)

You can get a ticket for driving slow in the left lane. it's actually a driving hazard.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 13:36:36 ago (+1/-3)

Then Ill drive even slower

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 11:37:23 ago (+2/-0)

I rode to town with my cuz the other day and that dipshit was driving 48 in a 65. I told him he was gonna gets us kilt. fucking loaded 18-wheelers were passing us. I told him I would never ride with him again. no sir

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 10:11:51 ago (+3/-1)

0/8

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] -2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 10:13:49 ago (+1/-3)

\o

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 yearOct 26, 2023 16:55:11 ago (+1/-0)

OP is officially confirmed for gay.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 yearOct 26, 2023 14:57:21 ago (+1/-0)

I will follow you until you stop for gas, then beat your ass.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 15:21:51 ago (+1/-1)

Like I wouldn't notice you in your fagmobile following me

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 17:54:59 ago (+2/-0)

It's a White 1992 Caravan that says 'BAD MF' on the custom plate

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 1 yearOct 27, 2023 19:58:25 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 yearOct 26, 2023 17:01:09 ago (+1/-1)

All travel lanes in the US have the same min/max speed.
No fast lane,no slow lane