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Prison Planet

submitted by Antropomorphic to conspiracy 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 21:26:37 ago (+15/-0)     (conspiracy)

First they make people stop using gas and oil, to make everything electric, "to save the planet".

Then they make cash disapear, every transaction has to be electronic and tied to your name.

After that's complete, everything is set for prison planet.

Because everything is electric, the government can cut your supply of electricity whenever they want, also they can freeze your bank accounts; so, whenever you commit a "fault", like supporting the wrong side of an ongoing war, or whenever you make a wrong comment online, or whenever you protest, they just cut your electricity and bank account for an amount of days; you won't be able to cook food, your won't be able to buy anything, your fridge will stop working, your phone will not charge, you won't be able to use the public transport, nothing, for weeks. That is prison planet.


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[ - ] DeusExMachina 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 22:57:30 ago (+5/-0)

walkable cities
green zones
climate lockdowns
water rationing
bug burgers
pod living

I'm sure I'm missing some more fun features of the future planned for personkind.

[ - ] 2Drunk 6 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 23:47:55 ago (+6/-0)

The part where they confiscate your kids and indoctrinate them to hate you?

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 00:40:34 ago (+4/-0)

You will own nothing.
You WILL be happy.

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 21:33:53 ago (+4/-1)

More to it still

[ - ] H8Texpress 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 21:48:32 ago (+3/-2)

Speak English you illiterate faggot.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 21:55:52 ago (+1/-0)

More! To, it. Still?

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 22:01:41 ago (+1/-1)

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 22:24:29 ago (+2/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit nigga!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 22:34:25 ago (+1/-0)

Shots ring out

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 10:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

KAKKKAKKKAKKKAKKKAKKKKA

Eight shots fired, nobody injured.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 23:25:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 23:32:10 ago (+0/-0)

Upgoat, so easy a caveman can do it.

[ - ] Antropomorphic [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 23:47:11 ago (+1/-0)*

XD damn do I sound like a caveman? I thought I was improving. I don't hear myself while talking this strange dialect, I was trying to be "less verbose" and I thought I was improving.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 10:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn't take much umbrage with an under a day old account.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 06:46:53 ago (+2/-0)

I have a recipe for biodiesel. Used cooking oil can also be refined for fuel, the exhaust smells like french fries.

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 00:30:07 ago (+1/-0)

They could cut off gas easier than electricity. It's the computers in the new cars that are a problem.

I wonder if they're going to release a new electrical power generation system because batteries are a waste of time. Alternatively EV could just be another temporary money grab.

[ - ] Antropomorphic [op] 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 01:12:55 ago (+4/-0)

That's what the new smart meters are for, they can cut it from their office without having to go to your house

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 06:48:09 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:37:16 ago (+0/-0)

Batteries are for storage. They don't generate electrical power.
That doesn't really change your thoughts about them releasing a new generation system. They might have plans for a new electrical power generation system that gives them more control over our usage of it.