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E-WHORE WANTS TO MAKE BEER OUT OF HER VAGINAL YEAST

submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to WTF 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 07:38:09 ago (+3/-1)     (www.dexerto.com)

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/amouranth-reveals-beer-company-wants-her-yeast-to-brew-new-flavor-2355000/

Kick and OnlyFans star Kaitlyn ‘Amouranth’ Siragusa has revealed that a beer company in Poland will be using her vaginal smear as an ingredient to brew a special new flavor.


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[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 08:46:43 ago (+2/-0)

I never thought I'd see the day where a voat title literally turned my stomach.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:12:19 ago (+1/-0)

sorry about that 😜

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 08:48:32 ago (+2/-0)

Stuff like this is why I got out of the brewery buisness.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 16:26:13 ago (+1/-0)

Do we want stories

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 16:51:30 ago (+0/-0)

I'm happy to share some if that's what you want.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 17:17:33 ago (+1/-0)

Enlighten us

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 17:22:52 ago (+0/-0)

A lot of the microbreweries/craft beer breweries that have been started in the last ten years are the brainchild of hipster beer fags whose only previous experience was home brewing in their garage. Because of that there is a glut of overhopped IPA's that taste like sour windex.

Pretentious beer snob hipsters are some of the most stubborn fucks you will ever half to deal with.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 17:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, hate IPA fags.

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 17:35:20 ago (+0/-0)*

They get mega asshurt when you tell them this batch of IPA is shit tier and we should junk it and start over.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 17:45:55 ago (+1/-0)

You'll always have those friends though.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 18:26:00 ago (+1/-0)

How much in a batch?

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 18:54:23 ago (+0/-0)

In the batch I'm talking about around 1000 12oz bottles.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 21:43:11 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I'm sure you had some pissed off hipsters

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:02:44 ago (+2/-0)

thank goodness I'm not a beer drinker. But what has become of Poles?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:13:17 ago (+1/-0)

But what has become of Poles?

good question and i have no answer to that

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 11:10:53 ago (+2/-0)

and that my friends is why way back in the days, only virgins were allowed to trample the berries for the wine.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 11:53:17 ago (+1/-0)

Average woman on display.

Maybe the Lord will have a bit of an intervention and she'll get struck by lightning and drop.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 12:20:51 ago (+3/-0)

Probably still better than bud light.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 12:27:51 ago (+1/-0)

this is very jewish