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The Origin Of Petroleum Oil – hint: not a scarce resource

submitted by shitface9000 to whatever 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 14:44:16 ago (+33/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/8v8fd5.mp4



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[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 15:46:56 ago (+4/-0)

Oil is a natural resource continuously made deep inside Earth. We will never run out. It's not a 'fossil fuel', what utter nonsense.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 15:21:16 ago (+4/-0)

Long story short - the greasy discharge of @paul_neri ‘s mother’s vaginal chasm piqued the curiosity of scientists and when it was determined it was not a new STD side effect the odd substance was found to have industrially applicable properties such as motor oil and diesel fuel. The arabs managed to secure rights to most of her production though the British and Americans also have bought rights to the copious dark discharge. Evidently her titanic cunny is a bioreactor that converts billions of gallons of semen into liquid gold.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 15:28:55 ago (+2/-0)

i fucking love science

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 18:13:27 ago (+1/-0)

You have a vivid imagination SP84 and your word-choice is vivid too.

[ - ] FacelessOne 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 15:14:30 ago (+4/-0)

Just another proof that dinosaurs are fake and gay

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 16:27:58 ago (+2/-0)

So did the diamond guy copy the oil guy or is it the other way around?

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 17:16:50 ago (+2/-0)

I just assume it's the same shekelgrubber.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 16:03:24 ago (+2/-0)

Liquid dead dinosaurs is such a stupid boomer story

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 21:42:30 ago (+1/-0)

Fossil fuel is a misnomer. And that's his argument to conclude that there is plenty of oil. I'm bringing up my bullshit flag on him saying it is easily obtained. Oil is a natural and a renewable resource but there are certain conditions required for it to happen. 1. A huge mass of plant matter. 2. Compression and likely additional heat. 3. Most importantly is TIME. It takes a very long time for that matter to break down into the usable mineral.
The big thing is that it is possible for us to use more than what can be created naturally.
I also believe that we can recreate it faster in a lab, but it would be too costly too mass produce it.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 10:34:51 ago (+1/-0)

No. His arguement is that petroleum is not derived from formerly living matter.

Even if it were, calling it "fossil fuel" would be incorrect because a fossil is not organic.

The petroleum industry intentionally propogandizes the word "fossil" so that enept goyim incorrectly associate petroleum with "a huge mass of plant matter."

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 20:56:41 ago (+1/-0)

these aren't accidental things...

But (((coincidences))) control it.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 19:55:18 ago (+1/-0)

Renewable hydrocarbons

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 17:09:12 ago (+1/-0)

We have an infinite source of oil.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA -3 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 16:31:42 ago (+0/-3)*

There's virtually no point in caring anymore.
This is the same fuckery as flat earth...
But hey, someone said shit on camera.
Must be legit.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 21:18:42 ago (+0/-0)

I too trust the plan

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 01:27:30 ago (+1/-0)*

It's my understanding that in a couple weeks shit will be going down.
At least that's what I've heard.
Our demoralization is complete.
The leftist and the social media right are almost indistinguishable from one another save their views on race.
It's essentially the same religion, just differing alters.