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Well, my girlfriends long gone, she aint coming back. She left half her shit here, but I don't give a fuck about that. Cause it's now time for the Friday Night Guitar Thread. Rock and Roll is good for the soul. Lets make sweet sounds fill the air. Everyone is welcome. Any instrument. Any skill level

submitted by Sleazy to Guitar 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:00:02 ago (+27/-1)     (Guitar)

Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Talk.lol go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @TheRealBuddha or myself)

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.



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[ - ] con77 7 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:20:27 ago (+7/-0)

Women are like busses. Theres another one coming. I had one leave years ago.

After a few days I was sick of looking at her shit so I went to Home Depot and bought a new garbage can.

I folded her stuff neatly and packed it in the clean can. When she called and said she was coming for her stuff I told her it was in a garbage can in the garage.

She got pissed thinking that I had Shitcanned all her clothes and things. I didnt care. She was someone elses problem now.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 02:27:36 ago (+3/-0)

nice and yup

[ - ] DukeofRaul 6 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:12:45 ago (+6/-0)

I fucked her

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 5 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:01:05 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:23:11 ago (+4/-0)

You sure she isn't coming back? She always has before.

I am in bed. Thanks for getting the thread.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:24:42 ago (+4/-0)

yeah, I'm sure as I can be, and I am sure of it

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:33:24 ago (+4/-0)

You don't seem all that broken up about it. LOL

Hell, you didn't even tell me. I only noticed 'cause of the headline.

I'm not sure if I should say I'm sorry for your breakup or if I should say that it's just a good excuse to go back to multiple girlfriends.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 5 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:39:02 ago (+5/-0)

Well I am not happy about it and I was about to tell you about it when you asked me to open the thread, and this idea came to me about putting it in the headline. So thats what I did LoL

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:41:55 ago (+4/-0)

Well, I'll go with 'that sucks'. I had suspected it might suck, 'cause you've been with her for a while. You've been with her longer than anyone else in the entire time I've known you - which is going on six years.

[ - ] bosunmoon 7 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:08:00 ago (+7/-0)

I dumped my old lady back in July and now I suddenly have money. It's weird and I don't really understand it.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 5 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:14:09 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah, I can relate. I have a fairly expensive wife. She's not really a gold digger or anything like that, but I do like to treat her well and I like to ensure her financial independence so to speak. She could leave me and live a fairly decent life, and I like it that way. Along with the usual gifts, I like to give her chunks of cash. She doesn't have much reason to actually spend the cash, as I still tend to buy anything large that she needs. She's been car shopping for like six months and I'll pay for whatever she ends up picking. She's pretty slow at picking the car out and I've opted to only give suggestions about what she picks.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 02:26:39 ago (+2/-0)

Thats funny!

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:23:48 ago (+4/-0)

Well except when I first met you, I was with one for like ten years at the time

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:29:48 ago (+3/-0)

Oh? I didn't realize she'd been with you that long. I thought that one was a temporary thing. I seem to recall you two separating not long after we met.

I just read this:

https://www.vox.com/money/23938554/shoplifting-organized-retail-crime-walmart-target-theft-laws

It's long but interesting. If you do read it, make sure to click some of the links in the article. It counters some of the narrative that's in the news. All that hype about how shoplifting is now in a crisis point? Yeah, that might not be true. In fact, the companies claiming it's true and closing stores because of it may not be telling the whole truth.

It's an interesting read, especially if you visit some of the links.

However, it's a long fuckin' article. I wasn't doing anything better. I feel like ass. Like straight up shitty. I kind of wish I'd puke and get it over with.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:51:07 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah she was a cunt. She is still in love with me and today is her birthday! LoL

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:53:08 ago (+3/-0)

I think I may try sleeping soon.

Also, winter is officially here. I saw the geese migrating south today.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:53:44 ago (+3/-0)

I will read that later. I am warming up and going to smoke some of this weed and try to get fucked up and forget it all.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 01:38:35 ago (+3/-0)

so what happened? did she find a negro or something?? inquiring minds wants to know.

either way sorry for your loss man

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 02:25:33 ago (+2/-0)

She's not with any other man, as far as I know, but she might be with a woman.

We just dont get along, she's crazy.

Crazy Women...

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:50:17 ago (+4/-0)

Well I am not happy about it and I was about to tell you about it when you asked me to open the thread, and this idea came to me about putting it in the headline. So thats what I did LoL

[ - ] popticalillusion 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:32:07 ago (+4/-0)

Is that a new version? It seems like it's much better than what I remember hearing before and maybe an intro was added too. Great work!

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:36:47 ago (+4/-0)

No thats the original version that I shared with theRealBuddha many years ago that started what turned out to be the FNGT here

[ - ] popticalillusion 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:16:13 ago (+4/-0)

Ah, you know it could just be the audio differences between my PC in surround sound versus my tablet piped into my hearing aids via Bluetooth.LOL

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:22:46 ago (+4/-0)

Must be!

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:17:12 ago (+2/-0)

You know that song in the Wedding Singer where he wrote half when they were together and the other half after? This one was like that. I wasn't really paying attention at first and then it took my in one direction, then another.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:22:56 ago (+2/-0)

I am not familiar with the song you refer but I think I know what you mean.

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:55:50 ago (+4/-0)

What kinda shit did she leave behind?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:58:55 ago (+2/-0)

Air Fryer, Rice Cooker, Coffee Maker, some pots and pans, some clothes, some vacuum cleaners, women bathroom shit. Shit like that. She took most of her clothes and one of her vacuums and a fan and her ukelele with her, among other shit

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 20:45:33 ago (+1/-0)

At least she left you with a pretty solid cooking setup.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 21:08:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah there are some useful appliances here now

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:51:13 ago (+4/-0)

Yea.. i fucked her

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:21:07 ago (+3/-0)

Who hasn't?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:22:17 ago (+4/-0)

I feel like shit...

This is from the archives - though I may have some live clips coming up.

https://www.hulkshare.com/nn4p5gow3xts

That should be some Metallica.

[ - ] bosunmoon 5 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:04:33 ago (+5/-0)

Have you tried bourbon and drugs?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:10:35 ago (+4/-0)

I have beer which is reasonably good for stomach ailments and sleep meds.

Hopefully those do the trick.

What I need to do is vomit. Unfortunately, I can't. I do not vomit easily.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:22:06 ago (+3/-0)

John mayor doesn't have trouble vomiting. Are you not as good as john mayor?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:26:24 ago (+3/-0)

I guess not.

I've always had issues vomiting. I just can't do it until it finally turns into a violent affair with lots of heaving and great exertion. Even if I drink too much, I have issues vomiting.

In a way it's a good thing. On the other hand, it sucks when I really need to just puke and get it over with.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:47:04 ago (+3/-0)

Well just consider that your body is a wonderland.
I recommend getting down on your knees staring that shitter right in its deepest depths and channeling your inner john mayor.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:51:37 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, I've tried that before.

I have a bucket next to the bed.

[ - ] popticalillusion 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:45:26 ago (+4/-0)

Damn good stuff right there!I saw them doing the tour for that album. Good times!

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:56:14 ago (+3/-0)

Was that the tour where they had Offspring open for them?

Also, sorry if I don't respond tonight. I'm feeling like shit all of a sudden.

I did get my deer this morning.

[ - ] popticalillusion 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:13:35 ago (+4/-0)

I caught them by themselves in Lexington Kentucky, right after the Black Album came out. Damn, Offspring would have been good too! It would have been extra cool to have seen Metallica back when Cliff was still alive,but it was still great.

You all did great work on covering that tune! I'd give it a 10.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:16:59 ago (+4/-0)

I've seen 'em all sorts of times. I'm quite a fan. I even went to see them when they were touting their Reload album which wasn't really all that great.

Anyhow, they're fun to cover. They're also fun to perform. There are certain songs that pretty much everyone is going to be familiar with, such as Unforgiven or Wherever I May Roam. They've made some great music over the years.

Glad you enjoyed it.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:22:13 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds fucking great!

I just took a cold motorcycle ride to get some free weed

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:26:40 ago (+4/-0)

Thanks and that must have been cold.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:52:34 ago (+3/-0)

It was fucking cold. I just got back home now, that last message was from my friends house. His girlfriend told me that he cant get it up and she wants me to fuck her while I was there. What the fuck. I didn't.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:53:44 ago (+3/-0)

LOL No, no fucking a buddy's girlfriend. That is off limits.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:54:08 ago (+3/-0)

hell no. I don't want anything to do with that!

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 13:11:05 ago (+2/-0)

Did you manage to forget?

I was able to sleep when my sleep meds kicked in. I need to go to a pharmacy today or tomorrow.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 17:15:10 ago (+1/-0)

No not really, but I got stoned

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 17:47:20 ago (+1/-0)

Are you feeling better today?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 18:41:59 ago (+1/-0)

I still feel like shit - but not nearly as shitty as I felt yesterday.

I still feel like I could puke, but I haven't done so. I feel lethargic. I picked up something, but it seems like I'm already on the downward slope at this point. It's less shitty than I was yesterday.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 19:43:46 ago (+1/-0)

Well that sucks. At least you got your deer before you felt like shit

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 19:09:34 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 19:50:15 ago (+1/-0)

That old man can still belt it out!
Continue thread

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:56:28 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:14:08 ago (+3/-0)

Well, here's my homage to a break up:

Embers At The End

https://streamable.com/6tg9vo

[ - ] popticalillusion 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:18:16 ago (+3/-0)

Man, that's some great stuff too! I love pieces like that.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:23:43 ago (+2/-0)

real nice. I like it.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 03:10:01 ago (+1/-0)

Wow, that is absolutely amazing.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 07:56:19 ago (+1/-0)

Well shucks, Thank you.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 02:54:18 ago (+2/-0)

Most of the Time

Dylan cover and after a few retakes i just included mistakes.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 03:53:13 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds so sad...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 17:07:28 ago (+1/-0)

If she left half her shit, she's planning on comin back

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 17:14:28 ago (+0/-0)

I hope not