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Im at work, gf texts me and says 2 guys, one older white and a short fat spic holding what looked like an iPad , both wearing suits, rolled up in a black suburban and rang the doorbell

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 12:36:42 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

She didnt answer. Im wondering who the fuck that could be and im a little pissed. Like wtf? I live out in the country so any time someone comes onto my land and rings the doorbell there better be a good reason. I hope it's not feds or IRS. Havent done anything...well see if they come back I guess.


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[ - ] Sector2 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:30:17 ago (+6/-0)

Always have a tunnel, but a pit under a trapdoor on your porch could buy you some time too.

For extra points, a survey and analysis of firing and cover positions to assault your house couldn't hurt either. A buried 4 inch tube to each position from your basement could facilitate a suicidal 'crawler explosive'.


*Tunnel exit(s) should be well outside likely perimeters. Tunnel entrance should be destroyed when the house collapses after they try to burn you out.

[ - ] LostWhale 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:42:26 ago (+5/-0)

Recently begun to realize how narrow visioned and linear the weapon industry thinks. Guns, guns, more guns. We could get way more creative.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 14:42:19 ago (+3/-0)

Yep, but I've distanced myself from both the cattle and their owners. Someone else will have to do it if they want it done before the pole flip, micronova, or resource exhaustion.

[ - ] the_old_ones 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 17:52:19 ago (+1/-0)

improvised nail bombs are easier then theyd like to tell you.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 14:22:21 ago (+5/-0)

Possibly ATF?

I can't find the article or video, but I'm fairly certain I saw a video (by a guntuber) about how the ATF visited someone who had simply searched for... a Rare Breed FRT? It was on the website of a retailer that sold it (rather than a broad Google search).

Nothing like living away from people only to be harassed by the people you were trying to get away from.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 14:24:37 ago (+0/-0)

Possibly. But nevwr heard of ATF wearing suits

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:12:10 ago (+3/-0)

It's the New face of the Jehovah witnesses!
LOL

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:16:44 ago (+1/-0)

scientology impression crew. they need to generate revenue

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 14:47:30 ago (+1/-0)

iPads are cameras. Here, look at the gospel on this screen dear nigger.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 12:51:35 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe queer FBI fags looking for directions back to where they were?

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 12:47:57 ago (+3/-0)

Pick up trail cams and get some photos for next time.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:59:57 ago (+2/-0)

See its not whether you did something wrong or not, whats important is that the gov believes that you didn't do anything worng.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:21:20 ago (+2/-0)

Did she feed them to the hogs?

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 23:03:50 ago (+2/-0)

The biggest problem there is needing the extra set of hogs that you'll never eat.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:40:28 ago (+1/-0)

I wish.

[ - ] osomperne 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 22:30:01 ago (+1/-0)

be smart and get your defenses up. put a gun in the window so as to threaten them with maximum plausible deniability. you'll have to feel out the situation beyond that but you could put up a confederate flag to get the spic worried, and then figure a way to divide and conquer, because the white guy is going to try and compensate and pander to him

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 16:35:17 ago (+1/-0)

Just wanted to make sure that you knew you could have your roofing and windows taken care of for a really low price!

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 14:02:53 ago (+1/-0)

Well, let us know if you need some nigger faggots to camp on your property worse case scenario.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 19:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

That would be super nice and generous. Too bad the trust and faith that noone who shows up isnt a fed isnt there.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 19:49:59 ago (+2/-0)

I mean, that's why it works. Nobody communicates with anybody and you end up with 10 different agencies trying to instigate something until they end up having a shootout with themselves.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:36:17 ago (+1/-0)

Jahova's Witnesses

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 15:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

Probably asking for money.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 15:45:35 ago (+0/-0)

Comcast salespeople

[ - ] LostWhale 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:39:14 ago (+1/-1)

Tannerite

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 13:41:49 ago (+9/-0)

Thought about having my old doberman, Ms Nibbles, taxidermied and stuffed with tannerite and set by the front door, that way she could protect the house one last time.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 19:02:43 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao, epic shit right there. Have a speaker set up right behind it that plays a really loud aggressive bark as soon as someone enters the room. Have it activated once every family member is out.