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Moderna Spikevax commercial. Ridiculous.

submitted by allAheadFull to ClownWorld 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 13:53:13 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ie23ak.mp4



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[ - ] HeyJames 16 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 14:31:29 ago (+16/-0)

Everything about this video justifies my firearms ownership

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 8 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 15:29:25 ago (+8/-0)

And usage.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 16:32:45 ago (+2/-0)

No I have not used my firearms to inflict violence and have no immediate plans to. There is too much comfort

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 17:57:29 ago (+2/-0)

The good news is that they will eventually come to you!

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 19:14:01 ago (+0/-0)

Yes it's inevitable

[ - ] LookFat 14 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 15:43:58 ago (+14/-0)

Spikevax? Like the deadly protein spikes? That's what they named it?

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 11 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 16:31:04 ago (+11/-0)

Their entire customer base is neurologically retarded now, so in the mind of a 5 year old, it sounds like they're saying if you get injected with their miracle drug, you'll have some spikey armour to defend yourself against the evil unseeable covid virus.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 18:50:57 ago (+4/-1)

Lyyyke marhvul cawmix?!

Aylebeeyuh sooperheero?!

[ - ] calx 8 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 16:56:46 ago (+8/-0)

When you're so soulless and stupid it's like someone ripped out your brain and spiked it in the end zone.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 18:51:50 ago (+2/-0)

Colin Kaepernick your thoughts?

[ - ] calx 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 21:31:46 ago (+1/-0)

Never met the talentless opportunistic asshole.

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 17:00:42 ago (+4/-0)

I initially thought OP fell for a hoax.

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 17:55:37 ago (+5/-0)

I looked it up first. I thought the same thing too but the production value was too high. Honk.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 18:49:53 ago (+2/-0)

They don't have to hide the fact they want you dead anymore.

You've proved you won't do anything.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 10 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 16:25:10 ago (+10/-0)

They somehow managed to get these already goofy looking niggers look even more ridiculous. What in the absolute fuck was that niggerfaggot thing with the virtual headset on an exercise bike? What was he playing, virtual bike-stealing training simulator?

[ - ] letsgetit 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 18:18:16 ago (+5/-0)

Spikevax? Sounds like something we'd name it

[ - ] Clubberlang 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 18:49:05 ago (+9/-0)*

I like how all the actors look half dead.

Thats the only part of the commercial that's true.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 19:06:27 ago (+2/-0)

NEVER FORGIVE. NEVER FORGET!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 19:19:50 ago (+4/-0)

They actually think tanked that name lol

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 20:40:31 ago (+4/-0)

Appropriately named for the spike proteins.

These fucking jews tell you what they’re doing. If you don’t see it, you should take the vaxx.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 21:42:30 ago (+3/-0)

yeah saw this commercial the other night. line up for it suckers

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 21:56:11 ago (+4/-0)

Holy fuckin shit. I can't believe this is real.

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 12, 2023 23:36:43 ago (+4/-0)

"Rare cases of inflammation of the heart muscle and outer lining have been reported."

After how long of telling us "there are no side effects"? And remember, they're only admitting to it because "rare" really means "too many to ignore and pay off."