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African gymrat funeral...

submitted by Rotteuxx to whatever 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 08:41:04 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/9tbqys.mp4



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[ - ] Gowithit 12 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 08:52:04 ago (+12/-0)

Rather have the dancing casket than to being posed as a puppet.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 08:59:08 ago (+7/-0)

Imagine what that room smells like.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:01:49 ago (+4/-0)

Room smells of salt from the tears coming out of all the baby mommas he left behind child support-less.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:13:37 ago (+3/-0)

I honestly can not, but thanks for that image anyway.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 12:36:27 ago (+3/-0)

he left behind child support-less.

He wasn't paying them anyways. We are.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 10:20:06 ago (+1/-0)

Smells like the chair you plant your disgusting rotten butt in for hours

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 10:23:58 ago (+3/-1)

My kitchen chairs smell like murphys. What does your desk monkey chair at your sad office job smell like? Like your face, sad.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 17:11:56 ago (+1/-0)

It's called a barstool.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 17:12:27 ago (+0/-0)

Ha.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:08:14 ago (+1/-0)

Salty tears is far better than unwashed ass.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:41:31 ago (+0/-0)

taxpayers footin that bill

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 12:54:17 ago (+1/-0)

Smells like a Quebec metis indian sweat lodge lol

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 23:49:21 ago (+0/-0)

I love it when they drop the casket and the nigger pops out

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 10 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:46:08 ago (+10/-0)

I didn’t know dioramas were on the menu at the funeral home. I want mine to be slumped miserably over a bowl of Apple Jacks in nothing but my underwear. That’s how most of my shitty days begin.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:55:16 ago (+5/-0)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/8spl4jet.jpg

You might get away with this.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 10:07:28 ago (+2/-0)

😂🤣. Naw, I don’t eat on the couch. The drool from 4 vibrating dogs would ruin the hardwoods.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:53:58 ago (+1/-0)

needs more fries

[ - ] NamelessOne 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 12:31:09 ago (+1/-0)

I forgot apple jacks exist!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:52:01 ago (+0/-0)

The wife will never agree to that.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:01:56 ago (+2/-0)

My dad wants his funeral to be open casket and he wants to be facedown.

Everyone who's sad that I'm dead can kiss my ass.

My mother already told me she has it in writing...

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:42:43 ago (+0/-0)

poetic

[ - ] Boyakasha 9 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 10:18:04 ago (+9/-0)

Dude, how much longer on your fucking set??

[ - ] HelenHighwater 6 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:13:30 ago (+6/-0)

Could shit get any dumber?

Don't answer that.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 7 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:39:04 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:50:10 ago (+4/-0)

At the risk of sounding like an eleven year old girl...

I literally can't even.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:05:02 ago (+3/-0)

Is there a correlation between IQ and amount of skin covered by one's shirt? That video seems to have supporting evidence.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 17:15:56 ago (+2/-0)

You've never talked to a bitch in a burka, have you?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 18:48:53 ago (+1/-0)

Damn...need to rephrase with something about "talking out of turn".

Never considered sand people.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:32:06 ago (+2/-0)

That's quite the butter face.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:55:51 ago (+0/-0)

on the bright side they probably dont vote

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:07:29 ago (+5/-0)

The irony would be that they died benching without a spotter.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:57:01 ago (+2/-0)

post of the day

[ - ] RedBarchetta 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:12:48 ago (+5/-0)

Thats just freaky.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 13:00:33 ago (+4/-0)

I would absolutely fake my death just to do that, and then get up.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 09:29:34 ago (+4/-0)

gymkang

ftfy

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:59:22 ago (+3/-0)

whoever racked those weights was a nigger

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 21:22:23 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit this was the plot of an episode of My Name Is Earl guest starring John Waters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FuagKe3U3M

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 10:19:09 ago (+3/-0)

Geez, no respect for the dead or the living

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 21:34:04 ago (+1/-0)

What the actual fuck?

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 12:53:47 ago (+1/-0)

Reminds me of Quebec

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

looks like he skipped leg day