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How Greta was inspired to say "how dare you? the first time

submitted by con77 to Memes 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2023 21:45:52 ago (+4/-8)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2023 21:50:48 ago (+3/-0)

To each their own.

There's a (presumably) perfectly good pussy right there.

I mean, I get that the ladies don't always mind if you fiddle with it a bit and there are far better places to put your cock.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2023 23:40:53 ago (+1/-0)

I’d hate fuck her little escargot and arugula shitting ass.
She would cum (maybe twice) and be secretly ashamed that she did.
Little Marxist Slut..

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 01:27:05 ago (+0/-0)

poetic. everyone else is so literal.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2023 21:52:41 ago (+0/-0)

I always figured anal is what small dicked men ask for. Because you know...

[ - ] Trope 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2023 23:34:05 ago (+3/-0)

A younger myself did try it once and immediately stopped. There was nothing good about it.

Stupid pornographic fantasy.

I’ll leave the floor open for a joke about me being on the receiving end for any commentor who will have it. Because you can’t not seize such an opportunity.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2023 23:47:01 ago (+2/-0)

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me 6 shots of Tequila!"

The bartender asks "Whoa! Bad day?"

The guy replies, "No sir. I just had my first blowjob!"

The bartender congratulates him and says, "Well in that case, let me get you a beer on the house."

The guy replies, "No offense sir and if 6 shots of Tequila doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 00:17:40 ago (+0/-0)

ffffffaggot! haha

My husband also tried pulling that line but thank god I already had a a few classes in Voat under my belt at the time so the discussion(argument) ended up with me turning into Mel gibson. Just insert jews and their tricks and a nice ripe faggot right there at the end in there and i'll be damned if this wasnt live footage from my room.

https://youtu.be/k7rPOaoPL4I?si=t68ZYWcocye5WhlG





[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2023 22:05:34 ago (+1/-0)

It's what degenerated, jew-infested, demon-possesed men think they need. Cast it out.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2023 22:07:18 ago (+1/-0)

That could be one reason.

Would certainly explain a lot :)

[ - ] goat777 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 18:26:45 ago (+0/-0)

Autistic humor