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Octopus gets out of a tight corner

submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 08:34:52 ago (+47/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ubdmwl.mp4



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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 11:38:50 ago (+8/-0)

Those things are fuckin aliens. Its amazing how intelligent they are.

[ - ] registereduser 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 12:05:36 ago (+6/-1)

They will disassemble a cage they are in, go and steal food from other prisoners, get back in their own cage and reassemble and it will be as they never left.

Also walk down hallways and a bunch of other freaky shit according to The Brothers of the Serpent podcast.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 12:16:42 ago (+5/-0)

I watched a lot of the tests scientists put them through back years ago and their intelligence was so high that its troubling. There's a vid about one at an aquarium park that would climb out of his aquarium every night, walk to the other side of the place and get into a fish tank and eat then go back to its aquarium like nothing ever happened. It took them a while to figure out why fish were going missing then they put cameras up and were chocked.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:02:28 ago (+2/-0)

I'm convinced they think in a way comparable to humans. I believe they can formulate long term goals and use strategy to achieve those goals. They are crafty things no doubt.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:08:16 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I think. I imagine there are tests done with them that would really blow our minds but TPTB would never tell us lowly goys anything like that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:28:52 ago (+0/-0)

OctoAi

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:27:40 ago (+2/-0)

Bullshit.

I put a computational equation in front of one and it just slimed away.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:29:17 ago (+1/-0)

lol I bet he just did an eyeroll.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 21:01:34 ago (+2/-0)

Octaeye roll

[ - ] Inward 7 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 11:21:10 ago (+7/-0)

Like a jew from justice.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 09:41:49 ago (+3/-0)

I'm sure that metal hole wasn't sharp at all.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 11:42:26 ago (+3/-0)

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 13:05:09 ago (+2/-0)

How did it even see that hole?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:31:12 ago (+1/-0)

Don't they have omnidirectional sight?

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 15:09:44 ago (+2/-0)

“Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves."

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:30:16 ago (+1/-0)

I have to pee now thanks.

I put my dick in the toilet now my dicks the toilet.

[ - ] taoV 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 10:11:43 ago (+1/-0)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:31:54 ago (+2/-0)

That was a long sneeze.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 13:07:56 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 18:34:29 ago (+1/-0)

octopuses: cats of the sea

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 20:26:33 ago (+1/-0)

jews after a false flag

::mai jawb herriz dun::