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A visit from step daughter and her husband..

submitted by registereduser to whatever 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 13:32:56 ago (+13/-3)     (whatever)

Me: Standing at cracked door where smoke is sucked safely away.

Her: I hope you don't smoke like that when my baby is here, referring to her granddaughter who we watch when mother is at work.

Me: I should hope that you would not raise a son that would abandon her in her first year to join the army and go half way around the world to possibly die for the jew. I should hope that you would not poison her mind with public schools and disney which will set her up for the destruction of civilization. But here we are.


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[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 18:43:14 ago (+2/-0)

Dude, I’m trying to make sense of what I’m reading, but I just can’t.

Whom is “her”? Because it seems at first that you are referring to your step-daughter, but then you mention “her granddaughter”
Then, someone(?) is raising a son that I guess is in the military? But who the fuck are these people? Who’s son? I’m not trying to be a dick or a smartass; and I’m having hard time not thinking I’m just retarded, which may very well be the case.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 22:16:24 ago (+1/-0)

What you don't understand the complexity of clown world family dynamics?

Literally hilter!

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 18:59:06 ago (+1/-1)

Her is my stepdaughter.

Baby is stepdaughter's granddaughter.

Mother is babies mother.

Son is babies father, mothers husband and stepdaughter's son.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 19:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

Ok! Thank you that clears it up. My brain was making the stepdaughter the babies mother, and it fucked everything else up in my head. Turns out I was right all along. I’m just retarded.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 25, 2023 08:17:29 ago (+0/-0)

Someone once sent me this to break it all down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

Learning is fun.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 17:55:48 ago (+1/-0)

her granddaughter who we watch when mother is at work.

I suspect that this is free child care and ohhhhhh the amount of restraint it would take.........

* I was sitting at my buddy's kitchen table one day waiting for his kids to get home so I could take them and his wife was rambling her cunt mouth about his parents watching the kids(they got to do things there she didn't approve of) and that bitch(I say that somewhat lovingly) had the audacity to threaten that they weren't going to be allowed over there.
Now I'm not "family" but those old folks are pretty dear to me and they do nothing but care and watch those kids WHENEVER they can so I, in not so many words, told her to shut her cunt fucking mouth and she rethought her viewpoint.

Bitches will be bitches whenever you let them.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 22:13:02 ago (+1/-0)

Bitches will be bitches whenever you let them

In the book Pimpology, there's a rule that hoes without instruction are headed for destruction

[ - ] Nietzsche 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 20:06:36 ago (+0/-0)

I don't smoke, but heard people worried about third hand smoke from contact with people around second hand smoke.


People are getting weak...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2023 22:15:27 ago (+0/-0)

Getting?

Have you seen the army recruitment videos?

They're gayer than queeris asshole.