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All You Can Eat Skrimps! Red Lobster Takes $11 mil Loss Because, You Know, Niggers And They Skrimps! Can you imagine watching those bootlipped motherfuckers sucking the butter off dey shrimps, bitching about “Mo Sauce”, making a bunch of noise and leaving a huge mess behind? Oh, and no tip.

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Niggers 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:05:48 ago (+28/-0)     (fox40.com)

https://fox40.com/news/national-and-world-news/red-lobster-lost-shocking-amount-of-money-after-endless-shrimp-success/



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[ - ] Anus_Expander 8 points 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2023 23:07:07 ago (+8/-0)

I have seen niggers fill dey purses and pockets with food at buffets more than once

[ - ] H8Texpress 7 points 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:08:46 ago (+7/-0)

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:37:42 ago (+5/-0)

Das rite!

[ - ] H8Texpress 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:41:15 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 01:00:32 ago (+4/-0)

Blue eyes!?

[ - ] H8Texpress 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 01:06:15 ago (+3/-0)

Some sheboons put blue contact lenses in their eyes.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 21:45:39 ago (+3/-0)

THAAAAAASSSSS RI! WE GOIN 10 TO A TABLE N ORDERING SHRIMP!

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:24:51 ago (+6/-0)

Did they not learn from the time they tried that same thing with crab legs?

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:02:03 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:45:26 ago (+1/-0)

They cancelled Alaska crab season at one point, and they were hard to come by.

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 01:28:45 ago (+3/-1)

Alaskan crab waters have been overfished for decades.

[ - ] dingbat 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 01:33:56 ago (+5/-0)

Those monkeyshines and they shrimps 🐒

Good enough time to retell my favorite nigger story when I was a server:

Niggers come in restaurant in large group. Get sat in my section. Damn. Automatically get charged 18% gratuity because they were a group over 6? Ok, it’s not gonna be pretty, but I’ll take it.

They’re totally eating like slobs and you knoooow how those niggers rack up they bill. “Another Corona? Perfect, here ya go!” “Desserts today, everyone? OK!” 👍🏼

They ask for their check. Their bill was around $235 before gratuity was added, so that meant I got $42. Cool. Head nigger calls me over, “Aye, aye, come here now,” “Yes, sir?” “I’m lookin over dis bill, and it says ‘grat’. I DIDN’T ORDER NO GRAT!”

Ha ha. Nigger thought he was gonna stiff the white girl, but couldn’t 😂

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 07:13:31 ago (+3/-0)

"Oh I know you didn't Sir, believe me I know"

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 22:37:15 ago (+0/-0)

😂

[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:26:42 ago (+5/-0)

Red lobster is known to be a nigger favorite at this point. I remember hearing some nigress song about taking a buck to red lobster if he rutted her good.

Red lobsters sometimes open in nog areas due to the demand but end up closing within months despite decent sales due to repeated dine-and-dash, worker walk outs when nogs don't tip, and frequent chimp outs inside the restaurant as well as shootings in the parking lot.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:38:40 ago (+4/-0)

Shieeeeeeeeeeet!!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 07:10:51 ago (+2/-0)

Nah iz dah why racis pipoe fault dey jus done wanna have niggers dem rich folx fud.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:16:26 ago (+4/-0)

I seen nogs with gallon ziplock baggies and tupperware in dey purse loading up on buffet skrimp and other stuff.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 07:33:57 ago (+3/-0)

Lol, a few years ago I had some niggers chimping out at a Chinese restaurant buffet cuz I took da lass of da skrimpz. Niggas was heated yo ! I didn't ,even eat them. I heard the lady saying these were it so I grabbed em just so the niggers couldn't eat them.
It was very amusing

[ - ] DoughGoy 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 07:19:55 ago (+3/-0)

White people don't season they food.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:53:15 ago (+4/-0)

I didn’t know niggers liked shrimp.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:07:36 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:18:12 ago (+5/-0)

Lobster was also what prisons lived off of.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2023 23:34:12 ago (+3/-0)

And crab, and lobster, and anything they think is wealthy folks food. They don’t necessarily like it, they just imitate.

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:31:01 ago (+4/-0)

Niggers are obsessed with conspicuous consumption.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 13:32:27 ago (+2/-0)

A nigger told my friend that was waiting tables at a moderately expensive steakhouse "everything was great Larry. I just don't tip white people."

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 14:45:37 ago (+2/-0)

I’d jack off in that nigger's food next time.

Edit: Better yet “Thats fine, I don’t serve black people, (nigger looks confused) I serve niggers”….

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 21:48:18 ago (+2/-0)

He doesn’t tip period, but at least he was honest and didn’t make up some bullshit, dine and dash or cause a scene to avoid paying.s

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:54:42 ago (+3/-0)

$11 million was their marketing budget. They renewed their brand awareness and generated a ton of attention and customers - this will pay dividends for a decade.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:38:53 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2023 03:46:04 ago (+2/-0)

Obesity constantly on the rise, particularly with your nigger client base? I know, we will make an all-you-can-eat on an expensive item! Brilliant.

[ - ] DARTH_VARIANT 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2023 23:20:42 ago (+2/-0)*

Crap like this is what the schools of journalism are producing…

According to Men’s Journal, the shrimp fiasco is set to leave the company with a $20 million loss for the year. Seafood news site SeafoodSource said that the company attributed most of the losses to industry challenges, including inflation and labor costs

Red Lobster posted an operating loss of more than $11 million in Q3, according to Restaurant Business. It’s a loss that owner Thai Union Group said the Ultimate Endless Shrimp was a “key factor” in creating.

To continue Ultimate Endless Shrimp as a regular menu item, the company said they’ll bump the price up to $25


So according to this idiot, the company lost $20million of revenue due to industry challenges including inflation, increased labor costs - probably increased liability insurance, Commercial property leases, employee benefits, DEI compliance, etc….

But increasing the cost of the endless shrimp by $5.00 will fix it?

I doubt red lobster has 4 million customers in a year total- much less selling 4 million AYCE shrimp dinners…
(Not to mention almost every diner orders a drink, many an appetizer..)

This is the result of what parents are wasting their money on college tuition for.. ..

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2023 23:17:02 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. That is really easy to imagine.