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Do y’all love Christmas like I do.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:08:36 ago (+9/-3)     (whatever)

Christmas is the best man. You get to see family: nobody cares binks it’s weird when you’re giving out lsd laced candies because you’re wearing a Santa hat. Then there’s lights everywhere it’s so pretty. I’m so happy. Fuck cats


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[ - ] dulcima 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 00:33:40 ago (+3/-0)

Looking forward to Christmas. My family and I have gone through some serious shit this year, especially the past few weeks. Just want to relax - and I hope we get a proper summer for once!

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:56:23 ago (+3/-0)

Would be a sweet LSD season...LEDs must be intense.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:52:12 ago (+2/-0)

Snow is rainbow-colored unicorn shit when I trip.

[ - ] beece 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:45:24 ago (+2/-0)

I like it, but it always seemed to be so Gdamned stressful. Last year, maybe not as bad cause my mom had passed and family and extended family all got together anyway.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:11:12 ago (+2/-0)

I’m sorry about your mom

[ - ] beece 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 08:16:07 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks GS, but realistically, none of the rest of us are getting outta here alive.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:12:57 ago (+5/-3)

Step 1. Realize that everything you love about Christmas isn't in the Bible, it's Pagan, like giving gifts and feasting.

Step 2. Realize all the things you hate about Christmas, you ignore, like baby Jesus and Christmas mass.

Then you understand what you are really celebrating is Yuletide and Christmas is just celibrating the birth of a dirty Jew.

Bonus Christmas fact: All your favorite Christmas songs are written by Jews.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:29:45 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:56:32 ago (+4/-1)

Santa? You mean the guy Christians complain has nothing to do with Jesus and who was originally called the Yule Father? The one who flies through the sky like Wotan during the Wild Hunt? That Santa?

[ - ] deleted 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:42:10 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:50:04 ago (+3/-1)

Are you saying the jewish deity satan doesn't like Master Foo?

But I do have to give credit to the kike who wrote that song about the guy with the funny nose who was always getting unfairly picked on until he was allowed to lead the big red social credit system that decides who does and doesn't get free stuff, then everyone had to love him or no free stuff. Very honest depiction of the reality of communism.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:59:41 ago (+1/-0)

Lol yu so stoopid

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:43:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:15:57 ago (+2/-1)

Not weird at all once you understand how much jews love allegorical symbolism.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:20:04 ago (+2/-1)

Well...Santa Mossad's at least.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:49:33 ago (+1/-1)

I don't remember Santa being in the Bible.
Best thing you can correlate Santa and Christianity with is a Catholic rapist from Jewville named Saint Nicholas.
Are you worshiping Catholic Saints now, Dock?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:40:28 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:43:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:06:10 ago (+2/-0)

Christmas mass

What do the rituals of an anti-Christian sect have to do with Christmas?

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:13:51 ago (+2/-1)

Oh! You are so close!
The real question here is, what kind of person celebrates the birth of a Jew?

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 09:14:16 ago (+0/-0)

Just stop. We all know what you think and you’re just white noise.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 12:45:50 ago (+0/-0)

Why don't you answer the question?

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 15:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

The answer is you’re wrong and Jesus is not a jew.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 15:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

Irrelevant, Jesus wasn't Northern European.
Whatever semantic games you want to play, he isn't us, he is (((Them))).

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 19:01:17 ago (+0/-0)

You’re free to believe whatever you want. How you go about spreading this misinformation isn’t drawing anyone to your cause though.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 19:21:53 ago (+0/-0)

Actually, there are quite a few people here that I've convinced.
Well, Christ-Cucks convinced them. I just pointed out how Christ-Cucks act, and then Christ-Cucks acted like I said they would.

It's not "misinformation" when I say "Hey look at these Christ-Cucks who adopted a retarded Nigglet", and then the link goes to a video about Christ-Cucks who adopted a retarded Nigglet.

At that point, anyone who gives a fuck would immediately recognize that Jesus is a Jew.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 19:50:41 ago (+0/-0)

No, you’re only spinning shit for a desired result. Most of us on here just blow you off because we know you’re a ducking faggot jew. I’m not sure why I engaged you but I’m done. Arguing with a jew will drive a man to insanity. Fuck off, nigger.
Continue thread

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 21:20:54 ago (+0/-0)

No, you’re only spinning shit for a desired result. Most of us on here just blow you off because we know you’re a ducking faggot jew. I’m not sure why I engaged you but I’m done. Arguing with a jew will drive a man to insanity. Fuck off, nigger.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 14:21:24 ago (+0/-0)

My guess would be jews, naturally, and people who think they're Christians but have been led astray. The second are the people referenced here:

“Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it. Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who find it."

Or original KJV.

13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat*:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

What you're noticing is the crowds going through the wide gate and strolling down the broad way. Otherwise known as 'Christcucks', since the jews have done them hard.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 14:33:41 ago (+0/-0)

Tell you what, go find a "real Christian" as him to forsake his (((Jesus))) and declare blood and soil his highest power.
You'll find out really fucking fast that all Christians are Cucks.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:00:38 ago (+1/-0)

You’re so negative lol. Christmas is great. Family and the feeling in the air. I love it

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:21:32 ago (+2/-1)

It's the only time of the year they let you out. Right?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:45:58 ago (+1/-1)

What, specifically did I say that was negative?
Was it the part where I was anti-semitic against jews and jewish subversion?
In the White Ethno-State, we don't call that "negaitive" we call that "positive action in favor of Whites".

So, seriously, what is it that you consider so negative, rabbi?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:22:25 ago (+2/-1)

You love an argument, Foo.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:43:01 ago (+1/-0)

No

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:47:02 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, but I did attend a Yulefest in an almost all white town that's still proud of its European heritage (though for some reason their local cultural museum had a couple books about kikes coming here during the holohoax, that was the one stain on the weekend).

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:28:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:59:12 ago (+3/-0)

I say merry Christmas to everyone and give them candy canes with my Santa hat

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:18:54 ago (+2/-2)

nah. I live in a small coastal town and come Christmas comes city folk who tend to...give out Lsd laced candies and the like. It's a rough element and they are all stressed out trying to get the max value from the expensive AirB&Bs. "draw the blinds, dear, and we'll sit it out. They'll be gone soon but their rubbish will remain over our beautiful beaches".

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:04:24 ago (+3/-0)

Is is 'good' lsd like "Clear light", or more like purple microdot?

[ - ] Panic 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:24:32 ago (+3/-0)

Cheap, legal and natural LSD relative (LSA) found in Baby Woodrose seeds. Nice strong effects. My kinda fun as a teenager.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:18:49 ago (+2/-1)

I was just foolin', bro. I wouldn't know LSD candy if some dude dressed as father Christmas doled it out to me.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 14:30:39 ago (+1/-0)

Even with the possibility of free LSD, you should avoid candy as a matter of course. However, if you had the LSD candy first, then met some dude, he might well appear to you as Father Christmas.

I'm working on a "hydroxyapatite 60 nano powder" post about remineralizing your teeth and healing cavities, but the candy has negative effects throughout your body.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:58:39 ago (+1/-0)

You’re from Australia right?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper -1 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:28:55 ago (+1/-2)

FUCK CHRISTMAS

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:57:01 ago (+3/-0)

Is it due to hating Jesus or blood relatives?

[ - ] H8Texpress 5 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:16:02 ago (+5/-0)

Christmas season is when my Mom split on our family back in 95. So it has mixed meanings for me.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:02:30 ago (+3/-0)

We're lucky we're not direct copies of our parents.

[ - ] H8Texpress 5 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:10:17 ago (+5/-0)

My Dad is a pretty good guy, he was a single parent who did his best to raise us. So for that I'm entirely grateful.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:15:16 ago (+3/-0)

Well said. My mum was a cold, remote, reluctant mother and if it hadn't been for my ol' man showing us kids some affection we would have ended up fully f..ked instead of just 50% f..ked.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:15:05 ago (+1/-2)*

"nobody cares binks" - another f..king Americanism no doubt!

"What is a bink slang?
In poker, a "bink" refers to a big win in a tournament." (Library Service)

[ - ] Monica 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:46:40 ago (+2/-0)

I think he misspelled and left out a word:

nobody cares or thinks it’s weird when you’re giving out lsd laced candies because you’re wearing a Santa hat.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:36:35 ago (+1/-1)

Ah! I think you're right. I wouldn't have made a good Detective.