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Before the site goes down on Christmas again can we get a Greta plushie in the Trophies section?

submitted by Monica to AskUpgoat 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 12:59:24 ago (+30/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

We survived the "little girl sailed around the world by herself" to little girl now demands change and yells at authority about the climate to little girl gets arrested while protesting climate change (what a joke that was) to little girl protests the jew.

- btw she sailed around the world in a million dollar yacht that could sail itself and was once owned by the rockefeller jew.


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[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 2, 2023 23:09:46 ago (+0/-0)

I'd plumb forgotten about her sailing stunt

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:29:26 ago (+1/-0)

@maroonsaint did Greta ever send you dick pics?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 13:23:06 ago (+2/-0)

I've got too many trophies already.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 13:44:18 ago (+3/-0)

call it: the potato

GD that genetic freak is ugly AF

[ - ] H8Texpress 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 14:09:58 ago (+3/-0)

It's pretty obvious her Mom drank while pregnant, Greta is the poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome.

[ - ] DivineLight2 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 15:05:16 ago (+3/-0)

I love potatoes. Is that why I think she's kinda cute?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 7 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 13:15:45 ago (+7/-0)

Does angry little Gretta have an Only Fans site?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 17 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 13:24:47 ago (+17/-0)

Bro, you really wanna see a peeled potato you keep that shit to yourself.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 17:23:51 ago (+6/-0)

"peeled potato"????
HA X 10

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 17:56:25 ago (+4/-0)

Peeled potato! Dude, bwahahahah!

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 20:04:16 ago (+0/-1)

I think she has fetal alcohol syndrome

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:17:03 ago (+1/-0)

Voice of experience, huh?

[ - ] Master_Foo 10 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 15:01:51 ago (+10/-0)

Is "fetal alchohol syndrome" a porn genera now?

[ - ] Breeder 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 19:22:18 ago (+2/-0)

Honestly, that's less fucked up that the majority of the shit they're producing today. If I was still a filthy coomer, I'd take the FAS porn over the daddy-daughter incest shit they love so much.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 19:43:09 ago (+2/-0)

The only thing that is preventing me from looking up "fetal alchohol syndrome" on a pron site to see if it's a thing is my naive belief that Jews haven't already thought of this.
Of course they have.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 18:00:33 ago (+1/-0)

She has nothing to see. That bitch has a body like a 10-year-old boy; no titties, no figure.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 00:30:12 ago (+1/-0)

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