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Starfield will go down as one of the worst jokes in gaming history. Even redditards who vehemently defended it at first are shitting on it
submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 16:09:03 ago (+20/-2) (AnonWhatever)

Todd Howard is so narcissistic that he says his game is good and that everybody is wrong. Modders may be able to make the game okay in 4-5 years but it will die a hard death long before that day comes. Its such a lazy game. Now I hold no anticipation for Elder Scrolls 6 as it will no doubt be shit. Bethesda is using the same shitty game engine for it. I never dreamed that I would see Bethesda fall but here we are. jews turned gaming into nothing but a cash grab. Gaming has hit a wall. Its over.

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[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 19:07:24 ago (+4/-0)

It's all been downhill since Morrowind.

[ - ] anon 2157132 [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 20:02:45 ago (+1/-0)

I really liked Oblivion. after that it sucks.

[ - ] anon 1381538 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 14:53:20 ago (+1/-0)

Oblivion was good but Morrowind was better. Fallout 3 wasn't terrible. But there has been a steady decline over the years. Skyrim was solidly mediocre and Fallout 4 was sub par.

[ - ] anon 2157132 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 18:37:34 ago (+0/-0)

Fallout4 was a big downgrade and an embarrassment and I have absolutely no interest in ES6 because it will be utter garbage. I think we just watched Bethesda die.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:50:20 ago (+1/-0)

Morrowind was the peak. OpenMW has come a long way with both VR and multiplayer support.

[ - ] anon 2157132 [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 22:01:34 ago (+1/-0)

It was, and I agree, BUT, I liked Oblivion. after that its been a shitshow.

[ - ] anon 3595197 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 16:12:01 ago (+5/-1)

So like where do you go to just consume whatever the fuck the latest game is? Are you faggots shopping at Gamestop on a weakly basis? Are you still hanging out with children in the schoolyard?

Like, did there not come a point in young adulthood where you looked at the game controller and thought to yourself: Maybe this bullshit is a waste of time?

Why hasn't that epiphany happened yet? When will it click for you?

[ - ] anon 2785502 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 16:58:51 ago (+3/-0)

Bro, we look at the controller every single day and think it's a waste of time. Then we think of the alternatives, open the front door: "sunlight oww oww owwwie" Okay life is hard. I need to stick to something I'm good at.

[ - ] anon 3595197 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 17:05:05 ago (+2/-2)

Consider:
Treadmill
Working
Shitposting on Voat
Lifting weights
Video games
Cooking a healthy and delicious meal

But for goodness sake, get off those video games

[ - ] anon 1382679 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 09:00:00 ago (+1/-0)

Escapism keeps a lot of us sane. Don't be too harsh. I had the epiphany about jews decades ago, and maybe this last 3 years you guys are starting to understand how fucking stupid the sheep are. -I ain't shitting on anything that lets me escape this bs for awhile.

[ - ] anon 2514685 -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 16:56:06 ago (+0/-1)

Old game is fun.

[ - ] anon 3333483 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 20:00:56 ago (+3/-0)

Graphics are bad, everything is boring, everyone is black, gay or handicapped, its not optimised, there is alot of resource collecting for no reason and quests are few and far between. It would be better reimagined as a screensaver.

[ - ] anon 2268344 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 22:09:45 ago (+2/-0)

It's simple but people are not getting it.
It takes white men to make the exceptional.

Games and movies suck now because they evicted white men from their own industries.

Keep pointing this out

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:22:27 ago (+1/-0)

I consumed a pirates copy of the starfield product.

And I thought it to be a pretty good game.

Sure it's pretty heavy on "THE MESSAGE" - but that aside it's more than I expected, certainly from a philosophical point of view.

I expected fallout in space, and I got fallout in space.

[ - ] anon 2157132 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 22:03:23 ago (+0/-0)

Starfield has none of the qualities of Fallout whatsoever. You dint even play it, didja?

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 03:26:32 ago (+1/-0)

It's literally just FO4 reskinned with a space theme.

[ - ] anon 2157132 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 11:36:14 ago (+0/-0)

No. It has none of the elements that make Fallout or Elder Scrolls enjoyable. Starfield is screen loading simulator.

[ - ] anon 3750826 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 20:18:25 ago (+1/-0)

The loading screens ruin Bethesda games.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 16:12:26 ago (+3/-2)

Posting the same shit as redditards and youtubers .

You have no control over your brain and thought this would be a good place to regurgitate your(their) edgy opinion.

Kill yourself

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 17:18:19 ago (+6/-0)

Face will countenance no aspersions on his invested 500 hours of gameplay!

[ - ] anon 3595197 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 16:15:20 ago (+2/-1)

I like your attitude about this. As I think it is valuable, it will be worth upvoting OP’s post. Could lead to great discussion on a Friday afternoon.

[ - ] anon 2514685 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 16:54:00 ago (+3/-0)

Fucking faggots!

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:41:43 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2066497 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 23:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

Someone: Dislikes shitty, unoptimized, woke garbage game.

FacelessOne: You're a redditard because I like the game and you don't agree with me!

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[ - ] anon 3552730 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 03:24:55 ago (+0/-0)

Doubtful you've even touched the game. Just shitposting for reacts like a NPC.

[ - ] anon 2066497 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 05:20:03 ago (+1/-0)

You seem really emotionally invested in people hating on your game. Is there something you want to tell us?

[ - ] anon 1382679 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 09:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

I'm all in on Star Citizen. If you have not played it in the past month, hold your criticisms.

Any other Star citizens out there?

[ - ] anon 1442314 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 00:10:25 ago (+0/-0)

What is starfield?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 23:32:50 ago (+0/-0)

Bethesda fell after they fucked up fallout 3

[ - ] anon 3706707 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 23:15:55 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. You still bought it, you retard. You stupid shits wonder why we can't ever seem to get rid of any of this cancer in society.

STOP PAYING FOR SHIT YOU KNOW IS JEWED. STOP BUYING STUPID GAMES FULL OF ACTUAL FAGGOTS WHILE YOU MUNCH DOWN MCDONALDS AND SLAM MOUNTAIN DEW. STOP SUPPORTING THESE COMPANIES THAT ACTIVELY RUIN OUR SOCIETY BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE MONKEY BRAIN GETS A DOPAMINE HIT THAT DISTRACTS YOU FROM YOUR SAD, PATHETIC LITTLE LIVES.

They aren't even fucking good games anymore. Writing has dropped down in quality so badly triple A titles read like some sixth graders creative writing project. Maybe that is why it appeals to the nigger level IQ the average gamer has.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:35:47 ago (+0/-0)

Once a game goes online like EOS and fallout 76 there seems to never be a follow up so i figured once they made EOS then there will never be an Elder scrolls 6 or a fallout 5 just endless shitty expansions to their shitty online games

[ - ] anon 2564548 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 17:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

Part of the problem was all the hype that it would upstage Elite Dangerous, and some of it coming from the Elite community who should know better.

There are many ways to do various secondary things better than Elite quite easily, but competing with its zero-G flight is not one of them!

[ - ] anon 5564003 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

Just started playing elite again, this time in VR - it's almost a different game.

Sad frontier managed to fuck that game up in the way they did.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:56:05 ago (+1/-0)

I was a HUGE E:D player with over 3,000hrs of gameplay. The whole reason I got into it was for the VR (can't imagine playing without), and FDev has been content to barely support it. Haven't really played it since Odyssey dropped, and will never buy that expansion. Last time I logged in, it gave me the choice to upgrade or play Horizons on a legacy server that will never update. Chose the latter.

[ - ] anon 1434822 -4 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 17:06:25 ago (+1/-5)

Nah Starfield good.