Is there segregation in Heaven? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

If jews have a soul, they are going to hell. Regardless of age. Could be 1 second old or 100 years old. Jews themselves know this.

If jews have no souls, they cease to exist.

Either way, OP is safe to go to heaven.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 08:37:12 ago (+2/-0)

If there isn’t, it probably isn’t heaven. How can I feel like I am in the bosom of serenity with my tormenters near?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 08:45:39 ago (+2/-0)

Islands would be nice...wouldn't mind being stuck on my own deserted one.

My theory is we're just living in Hell and aren't aware.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:23:36 ago (+0/-1)

I want to live on an island with my girlfriend and internet so I can watch fights and get your dick pics

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 10:09:40 ago (+2/-0)

Beasts of the field cannot go to heaven but there is a synagogue in heaven which has me concerned. Its probably for the real israelites, though.

[ - ] canbot 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 10:43:43 ago (+2/-0)

What makes you think everyone has a soul? I don't mean "lost their soul to the devil" kind of shit. If life is a test, then it makes sense for there to be legitimate NPC's created by god to test you. To see how you react to the suffering of others. To see how you treat those who are evil, dumb, handicapped etc.

Not everyone is being tested, some are the test.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 10:52:22 ago (+2/-0)

no, in heaven everything is peace, no niggers etc

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 08:25:18 ago (+5/-1)

AHAHAHAHAHA OP thought he was going to heaven, that's rich.

But to the point. Niggers by definition are animals -- well technically sub-animals -- so they can't go to heaven. Jews have some special arrangement for the afterlife I think, but I don't really care as long as it's some place else. Curry niggers and all of the others have their own gods and afterlives so they aren't a concern either.

[ + ] Rob3122

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 15:25:54 ago (+0/-0)

Animals aren't allowed in the fictional paradise afterlife?

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -3 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 08:33:19 ago (+2/-5)

We are all animals.

[ + ] pickingrinninspittin

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 08:49:02 ago (+5/-1)

Biologically speaking this is true. However The Bible differentiates beings with a soul AKA man from creatures that have no soul ie. the rest of the animals. You have to have a soul to be able to enter heaven.

I do hope there's an exemption for dogs though.

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 09:57:05 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] boekanier

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 10:54:22 ago (+1/-0)

don't be blinded by what is in the Bible, it's not all gospel

[ + ] boekanier

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 10:54:59 ago (+1/-0)

yes, but some more than others

[ - ] Inward 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 9, 2023 09:03:14 ago (+5/-0)

I've never heard of a nigger having a near death experience.

[ + ] NukeAmerica