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Dating in the current year

submitted by NukeAmerica to Women 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 21:20:22 ago (+15/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 23:13:14 ago (+8/-0)

-20 points for not asking consent for a kiss (like some simp beta)

But it's ok because you can make those points back as long as your physically fit, tall, and willing to listen to some of her bullshit.

If you're into kayaking you can smack her on the arse when you first meet and still start the date with positive points

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 23:40:16 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 23:54:03 ago (+4/-0)

Once a woman is fat she's fat for life. If she does lose the weight it's only temporary and it will come back much heavier

When/If she loses it you'll have to deal with her constant complaining or congratulating herself for not being a slob that is almost as bad as being a fatfuck.

Never mind the resent and passive aggression she'll inevitably give you for not being a fat pig like herself

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 06:13:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 10:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

It has side effects. And once they get off it, all the weight comes back and then some

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 12:14:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah like , pretty gnarly

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 23:55:40 ago (+1/-0)

What’s dq?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 00:23:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 23:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

But would you wanna smack a grandma on the ass!? Look at her face

[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 22:05:44 ago (+7/-0)

42

wants to have a baby

lmao good luck

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 22:38:46 ago (+4/-0)

"Emotionally stable" and "emotionally available." Because she is not stable and needs a nagging board. I wonder after which date the list doubles?

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 22:17:29 ago (+4/-0)

I think most men do want to have a baby...just not with you.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 23:35:28 ago (+3/-0)

She loses -50 points for using excel, absolute cunt program, loses another -50 points because I think she works in HR.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 23:56:52 ago (+2/-0)

Loses 5,000 points because of the face

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 07:11:23 ago (+2/-0)

using excel

You want to really piss people off? Make a table in word and save/send that

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:27:18 ago (+0/-0)*

I don't use excel because I tend to either process data in a repl instead of a spreadsheet and because I wrote my own spreadsheet software if I do need one. But what do you honestly suggest normies use? Google sheets? Are you suggesting libre-office because it's not actually good. That's how I knew I did a decent job with my armature spreadsheets. It's cool when the realization hits that at least its better than libre.

OnlyOffice? That one would actually be a good suggestion but next to nobody knows about that.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:11:57 ago (+2/-0)

HE VALUES SCIENCE!!

Fuck this cunt. Die with cats, bitch. You having someone is more important than me having someone.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 10:24:22 ago (+1/-0)

No requirements for the man to be white. Race-mixing old hag lmao

[ - ] the_old_ones 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 04:23:59 ago (+1/-0)

so many red flags the flag is bigger then the boat its being waved from.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 02:14:53 ago (+1/-0)

Is this really a woman? My tranny radar is beeping.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 23:51:48 ago (+2/-1)

I am a number of years older than this woman but she looks like she could be a parent of mine

Why do women age so atrociously badly?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:14:07 ago (+3/-0)

I see 25 year-old women who can best be described as “haggard.”

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:37:47 ago (+2/-0)

I've hit the age where women my age are aging fast. I'm talking to a new girl at work and I realize she's only two years older than me, and I'm thinking, wow, I'd never date you.

She had to have kids at 16 because she has kids who have graduated high school.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 08:52:33 ago (+1/-0)

"She had to have kids at 16 because she has kids who have graduated high school.

"

Well at least she did something right.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 11:41:02 ago (+0/-0)

Men who date women over 25 are complete losers

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 02:13:53 ago (+2/-0)

Goyslop, SSRIs/bpd meds, heavy alcohol consumption, stressed due to fighting their biology, more stress due to shitty made up job, more stress when they think about their libshit positions, casual drug use(cocaine is a womens drug here and everywhere), whoring themselves and spending most free time on their phone inside.

23 going on 30 and by 30 they look mid 40s. Only the ones with top tier genetics age well after doing the above.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 21:23:40 ago (+1/-0)

That bitch only needed one thing on there and that would be a fountain of youth to bring her ass back to 20 years old. She’s past the wall. She’s done.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 12:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

She'd be lucky to be a nigger's cum dumpster

Women are extremely delusional

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 07:09:32 ago (+0/-0)

That's a lot of requirements for a face like that

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 00:52:28 ago (+0/-0)

this must be a fake, 61 requirements can only be achieved by a multitude of men. I don't think that's her (?) intention.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:03:54 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think she's living in reality. But there were eras in human history where people were less degenerate and some of those requirements were easier to meet (excluding the retarded ones like "muh civil rights and equality").

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 00:50:47 ago (+0/-0)

this must be f