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I'm ready for Christmas. It is going to be awesome this year.

submitted by ProudRebel to whatever 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 04:54:37 ago (+47/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 12:24:05 ago (+0/-0)

I want a bigger chimney. It doesn’t have to actually work, though. Russians can install it 50 feet in front of our house and say it was in use 12 years ago.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 05:17:35 ago (+3/-2)

Killdozer wasn't in the nativity of (((Jesus))).
What you are excited for is better than (((Christ)))mas.

Happy Whitemas OP!
o/

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 09:38:43 ago (+2/-1)

Christmas is very loosely based on Christianity anyhow. It's a mostly pagan tradition

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 13:14:59 ago (+2/-0)

Have yourself a merry little Christmas, and may all your Christmases be White !

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 09:58:06 ago (+4/-0)

Marvin Heemeyer did nothing wrong. Killdozer lives forever.

[ - ] Inward 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 10:57:16 ago (+4/-0)

I only wish he had been more successful.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:09:17 ago (+4/-0)

...and taken out at least some of the people who fucked him over.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 11:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

He kind of did screw up the design. Success would have been the destroyed town seeing the last of the Killdozer heading out to his exfil point. Maybe driving into a deep river, then exiting in scuba gear to surface miles away.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:10:13 ago (+4/-0)

His mistakes have been noted for improvement in future designs, my good sir.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 08:11:41 ago (+10/-0)

It ain't a killdozer if you don't make it yourself.

Imagine the hate that went into building that beast. We should all be so lucky to feel that strongly about our enemies.