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how do cows weigh like 600 pounds when all they do is eat grass

submitted by anon to askanon 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 16:04:34 ago (+11/-0)     (askanon)



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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:04:22 ago (+7/-0)

A quick Google search turned up two options.

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+do+cows+get+big+eating+grass&oq=how+do+cows+get+big+ea&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBggBEEUYOTIICAIQABgWGB4yDQgDEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgFEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgGEAAYhgMYgAQYigXSAQkxNDgwOWowajeoAgCwAgA&client=ms-android-blu-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#ss=


1. Their 4 stomachs are specialized to extract all needed nutrients from grass.

2. The eating of grass feeds microbes that the cows digest. So the microbes live off the grass, while the cows live off the microbes.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:21:12 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1857422 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:29:49 ago (+0/-0)

Both, but mostly 2.

[ - ] anon 2768687 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 16:24:32 ago (+5/-0)

The same reason your mum weighs 600 pounds.

[ - ] anon 3419534 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:05:31 ago (+0/-0)

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

[ - ] anon 5836787 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:30:10 ago (+0/-0)

No wonder Wai aye gatta take a plane, taxi and train tuh git awnah good syyyyde!

[ - ] anon 1822676 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 23:09:29 ago (+0/-0)

He said grass not ass

[ - ] anon 3022559 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 16:47:03 ago (+4/-0)

They be rumens. All dem stomachs turn starch into sugar and sugar makes fat

[ - ] anon 2778334 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:46:23 ago (+0/-0)

And transmutation is real.
You don't need to feed chickens calcium for them to produce calcium rich eggs.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 23:08:35 ago (+1/-0)

U do tho

[ - ] anon 2778334 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 03:33:42 ago (+0/-0)

You dont, weve known this tor 100 years.

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:21:03 ago (+3/-0)

A 180-ton Blue Whale just eats tiny krill. Your .3-ton, grass-eating cow is irrelevant.

[ - ] anon 3419534 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:07:58 ago (+0/-0)*

Let me know when whale burgers are a common thing

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:23:25 ago (+3/-0)

They eat a lot of grass.

[ - ] anon 8438698 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 16:35:55 ago (+2/-0)

It's their nature

[ - ] anon 1326970 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 16:48:00 ago (+4/-0)

Grass gives them the munchies.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 16:58:26 ago (+2/-0)

lol thanks

[ - ] anon 1890847 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 16:09:07 ago (+3/-1)

This means God doesn't exist. Nature works random.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:24:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 00:23:38 ago (+1/-0)

Despite their grass diet, the reason they weigh so much is because of their size and weight.

[ - ] anon 5836787 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:28:37 ago (+1/-0)

Like the upright versions of the 4 foot land grazers.

They're big boned.

[ - ] anon 4062017 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:50:01 ago (+1/-0)

The biggest dinosaurs were all plant eaters too.

[ - ] anon 1882665 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:27:18 ago (+1/-0)

Wait until OP realizes that elephants eat grass, leaves, and roots (mostly). The kaboom of his mind exploding will be audible for many many miles.

Mother fucking whales eat nothing but plankton.

[ - ] anon 5836787 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:33:50 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] anon 3419534 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:57:23 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] anon 5836787 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:19:03 ago (+1/-0)

Fahkin leegind mayte!

[ - ] anon 3419534 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:06:52 ago (+0/-0)

My brain splattered

[ - ] anon 2079799 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 03:23:09 ago (+0/-0)

Because that's all they do.

[ - ] anon 4250581 -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:42:30 ago (+0/-1)

Same reason you 300 and only sucking dick