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All US presidents are blood relations

submitted by fuck_usernames to whatever 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 11:16:22 ago (+14/-0)     (whatever)

All presidents are blood relations and their runners up that they beat also. All of them. This is information available by simply searching the term ‘all us presidents are related’ you’ll see. It’s been rigged up the whole time. Tell everyone you know! I’m not making it up. Some middle school young lady was doing some kind of research or project or something and she went to the library and found this out. It was in the news like once. Then they left it alone, probably because of the insane implications that come from this. Anybody who thinks votes are what counts, yea no. Even this whole voter mule drop box scandal, was probabaly a distraction. I’m mad at every politician who knows this and keeps on about voting. Waste of time. If only the public found out


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 11:53:28 ago (+3/-0)

Does this mean Obama was Washington’s slave?

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 13:25:01 ago (+1/-0)

Michael was Washington's slave. Bummer was Lincoln's house nigger.

[ - ] fuck_usernames [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 23:37:53 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 11:37:55 ago (+2/-0)

I'm Henry the 8th, I am.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 13:02:20 ago (+1/-0)

Second verse, same as the first. BTW, this is a very old song that was redone in the 1960's. Original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeUl6s073RA&t=45s

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 13:19:59 ago (+1/-0)

I bet that's not even the first version.

It was probably originally about Henry the 7th!

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 13:03:39 ago (+1/-0)

What a cohencidence this is. What else do they not talk about? All crypto-jews.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 11:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

Nah.

[ - ] fuck_usernames [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 23:38:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yes they are, amigo

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 13:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

I thought that list excluded Trump.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 15:04:56 ago (+0/-0)

Nope, he's related (iirc only 2 or 3 US presidents have no direct/ familial relation) The rest all have genealogical links to some English King of the 12th century King William The Conqueror.
It's a big club and we're not in it.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 15:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

Show Trump's. Just curious

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 16:48:55 ago (+0/-0)

https://familypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Genealogical_relationships_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States

There is also another site by a guy tim dowling but i cant seem to find it on gaggle search - he talks about the school girl expose how it was likely a 'planted' feel good newstory (the girl just happened to be related to obama - the new pres at the time), but he also has all the family trees.

It's a big club and we aint in it.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 26, 2023 06:46:57 ago (+0/-0)

It appears that he and Democratic rival Hillary Diane Rodham (1947) are 19th cousins, having common ancestry in John of Gaunt, 1st Duke of Lancaster (1340-1399) and his mistress, later his wife, who used her first married name, Katherine Swynford, before marrying John.

This is the only noted relation.

19th cousin of Hillary clinton.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 26, 2023 15:37:06 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, you missed that he is also distant cousins with three other US Presidents, a descendant of Edward 3rd and therefore related through that line to another 6 US Presidents, while also being a direct descendant of Alfred the Great and William the great and thus related through those lines to another 15 US Presidents.

It's a big club.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 26, 2023 20:26:21 ago (+0/-0)*

Where on that site did it say that?

https://familypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Donald_John_Trump_(1946)?so=search

And if you're going back to the 19th generation of cousins, yeah, it's a big fucking club that everyone is in.

Like every actor that was alive in 1990 was 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 27, 2023 14:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

Learn to read bud the first page bud.
https://familypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Genealogical_relationships_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States
Also if Trump is a descendant of Edward 3rd then he is also 'related' to other Royals and Presidents descended from Edward 3rd.

The other tim dowling site (seems to have been nixxed) also details it.

Lol, now you're using the logic fail argument that ever one in your neighborhood/ town / city are all related if you go back far enough - UNTRUE.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 28, 2023 06:52:09 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. On that page it said descendant of Edward 3rd, but you click Trump and it doesn't mention Edward 3rd in his ancestry section. Then, you say that some other site, details other relations.

Seems like it's all horseshit. No proof anywhere. It's like that site that says all the hot Hollywood chicks are trannies.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 28, 2023 15:08:50 ago (+0/-0)

'But if you click on his ancestry it doesnt even show how he is the 19th cousin to hillary, seems like horseshit then' lol.

As you were then goy - nothing to see here move along.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 17:58:02 ago (+0/-0)

SMALL club

[ - ] NoSalvation -1 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 13:04:43 ago (+0/-1)

What is the name of that middle school lady?