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What to do for Christmas tomorrow?

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:37:53 ago (+7/-0)     (whatever)

Wife and I spent the day doing yard work, she did some cooking. We have no plans for tomorrow. We’ve seen everyone we’re gonna see, there’s nowhere to go where we live and as far as I’m concerned, I may as well go into work. She won’t go for that though, so what do we do? Dinner is already planned, prepared and ready to go. Could do some shooting out back, but that may annoy the neighbors a bit if they have family around. One of the quads is down with a shitty carburetor, so riding is probably out. I don’t know, could clean the rain gutters.
I’m just so done with this crap. I have to keep a pleasant attitude for one more fucking day.


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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:40:05 ago (+4/-0)

I cleaned a gutter yesterday. It has to be done.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:43:59 ago (+4/-0)

Might as well. I need to cut in a code cap on the roof for the kitchen stove vent. This is my life. Always some shit to do.

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:45:04 ago (+8/-0)

Knock Mrs. IceMonkey up.

14 words, bro.

Make some White babies!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 9 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:52:33 ago (+9/-0)

Dammit man, made me chuckle! Might go through the motions, but we’re not having any babies. Im 53 and at this point, they’d probably come out retarded on my account.🤣

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 02:06:23 ago (+7/-0)

Not far behind you and we've got 2 in diapers at the moment.

Even though Mrs. Fascinus is still as fresh as a spring flower, it is beginning to seem like it might be nearing time to wrap things up.

With as many children as we've had, I'm bound to get at least a few grandchildren. Hopefully, lots!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 02:20:47 ago (+5/-0)

Right on! My kids, from a previous marriage are 32 and 29. Grandkids incoming!

[ - ] iSnark 6 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:57:25 ago (+6/-0)

If not retarded, certainly pissy as hell! How the hell did you even get married. I'm a live and let live kinda guy, and the few exchanges we've had have been contentious as fuck all!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 7 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 02:02:28 ago (+7/-0)

My wife is a badass and would probably do you dirtier than I have.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 02:09:44 ago (+3/-2)*

Maybe so, I don't know, I've never met her... But FUCK! I don't even know YOU and I want to chew my arm off just to get away from you! Chill!, Join the human race! Don't be such a fucking prick!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:57:26 ago (+1/-1)

sex maniac!

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 02:01:35 ago (+3/-0)

Blood and soil, old cobber.

At the end of the day, does anything else really matter?

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:56:56 ago (+4/-2)

Simply relax. Indeed rejoice in being pain-free. Sit on Voat and talk to dangus. Here is SEAus it's been rolling thunderstorms all day. The missus has cabin fever but I've had a pleasant time - posted lots of really good subs and got heaps of upvotes and comments an' all.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 02:04:26 ago (+4/-0)

Muh upvoats! Right on, yeah, probably will do the same. But, here in NorCal, the weather is awesome. Hell, I was wearing shorts for days ago, then it go a bit cold. It was cold today.

[ - ] NamelessOne 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 12:12:14 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe you need to turn the TV on and have the electric jew guide you.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 14:45:22 ago (+1/-0)

Not.

[ - ] NamelessOne 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 14:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

You seem indecisive and lost. Women usually turn to the TV to get group concensus.