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I've been thinking, why don't I call big companies that like to put people on hold, then when a real human answers I say "YOU'RE ON HOLD" and play a Johnny Reb or Mr. Bond song that is appropriately offensive for the apparent ethnicity of the corporate drone answering the phone?

Imagine a nigger answering the phone and hearing: "YOU'RE ON HOLD ... We ought to send them all back to Africa..."