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The Operations Department at the Job I’m Quitting Recruited Payroll to Break My Balls Because I Left 20 Minutes Early Last Wednesday:

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 16:55:06 ago (+19/-2)     (whatever)

Hello, Payroll

FYI:

You may not be aware, but today is my last shift with this company. I put in my resignation almost two weeks ago. So, I’m not resubmitting a new time sheet. Later on today, I’ll be submitting my final time sheet for this coming pay period. The time sheet you’re referencing was submitted around Midnight on Saturday morning 12/23 and now I’m suddenly receiving this message. I find that odd.

As far as Operations goes, they can come en masse and meet me after a busy double shift with a brown paper bag and huff the fragrant aroma of my balmy, staph-coated balls. I’m not playing little tit-for-tat faggot games with these third-tier nigger wranglers. I resigned quietly and did my job for the past two weeks and now Operations wants to act like a jilted, broken-hearted bitch because I’m leaving. What’s next? Are they going to try to set my clothes on fire and throw my belongings from a window while screaming and yelling about how I was unfaithful? it’s over. Move on. Maybe they can send that narcissistic, little hoe Moore over here and have him try to make me submit a new time sheet.

Now, If I don’t receive my pay on time for this week and/or next week, I’ll simply file a written complaint with the NY State Division of Labor Standards or whatever organization deals with these things these days. In two other instances where companies have tried to pull similar, petty, retaliatory shit with me, I have won and those companies paid fines. The company doesn’t get to bully and harass me on the way out. Maybe if they didn’t break balls so much they’d be able to retain employees who aren’t shiftless retards. They’re actually lucky I grew complacent enough to stay at this filthy ape sanctuary for as long as I did. I should have left many months ago. I’m clearly better than this.

William


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[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 19:11:47 ago (+4/-0)

But the question they really need to know is:

Are you showing up to your scheduled shift today? Please respond with a yes or no.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 19:18:57 ago (+0/-0)

They only missed one shift these past two weeks.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 20:38:19 ago (+0/-0)

I'm guessing free fried chigumz N wassahmelunz foe Kwanzaa?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 19:24:05 ago (+0/-0)

You're an asshole. YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 19:25:12 ago (+0/-0)

They only missed one shift these past two weeks.

[ - ] mannerbund 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 17:30:53 ago (+3/-0)

What ties you to the area? Seems like NY is an area to avoid. Good on you for not taking their shit though, it shows through with the rest of your posts.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 19:13:04 ago (+1/-0)

Now he can do what he's been called to do.

Make jews kvetch on NYC streets 24/7.

Well kvetch even more.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 17:06:05 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 19:13:35 ago (+0/-0)

NYC or where he was working?

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 17:01:41 ago (+3/-0)

Go get 'em William. Personally I could not ever work in a brown cuck office in a multi racial shit hole without eventually going to prison for murder.

[ - ] PenisEnvy 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 00:30:16 ago (+0/-0)

You have gone thru more effort than i would have. Outside of the Burroughs that labor dept gets weak. But we also dont work for jews upsate either. Probably why we have less problems.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 07:23:49 ago (+0/-0)

Fewer problems. Learn English nigger.

[ - ] PenisEnvy 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 09:18:05 ago (+0/-0)

Nancy? Is that you?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 20:23:34 ago (+0/-0)

Let them fire you. That way you can collect unemployment.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 20:40:46 ago (+1/-0)

I already have another job.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 20:59:36 ago (+1/-0)

Way to roll with the punches

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 19:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe if they didn’t break balls so much they’d be able to retain employees who aren’t shiftless retards.

Lol that's not true. Shiftless retards are always shiftless retards just looking for a reason to be shiftless retards and if they can't find a reason, they'll make one up.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 20:29:35 ago (+1/-0)

Right, but if they retained better workers they could afford to fire the shiftless ones. Then they could go be shiftless somewhere else.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 21:22:23 ago (+1/-0)

Filthy mouth breathing knuckle dragging capitalist! LIVING WAGES ARE A HUMAN RIGHT.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 19:53:36 ago (+1/-0)

I am a capitalist. But I like how you are calling me an evil capitalist for saying employers should treat their employees well. At least their good employees.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:09:29 ago (+0/-0)

Who are you and what did you do with x0x7?