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I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I?
submitted by Centaurus to RiddleMeThis 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 20:30:03 ago (+19/-0) (RiddleMeThis)

McDonald's ice cream machine.

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[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:29:35 ago (+7/-0)

fuk McDees' ice cream,I live in "BlueBell" country!

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:30:52 ago (+3/-0)

Nice.

[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 11:56:38 ago (+1/-0)

I really miss their ice cream.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 20:38:17 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 01:32:19 ago (+4/-0)

"Shrodingers Mcdonalds ice cream machine"

The question is: "Was it broken BEFORE you asked?"

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 09:20:59 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:16:59 ago (+4/-0)

SILENCIO

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:19:20 ago (+2/-0)

Italian/Sicilian?

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 22:36:18 ago (+2/-0)

Marrano

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 22:45:40 ago (+2/-0)

Wasn't even close... :-)

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:08:32 ago (+3/-0)*

Your lips...

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 20:46:23 ago (+3/-0)

The Jew.

(silence is the standard option)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 20:38:29 ago (+3/-0)

McFlurry machine bro. Come on!

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 6 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 20:45:30 ago (+6/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/70qrg9.jpg

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 20:58:58 ago (+3/-0)

Oh sheeeiiit you RAYSIS bro!

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:19:12 ago (+4/-0)

Racist and proud of it

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:06:25 ago (+3/-0)

niggers

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 03:52:24 ago (+2/-0)

Secret

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 01:18:01 ago (+2/-0)

So your name is Taylor?

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 01:59:24 ago (+2/-0)

George Taylor was an astronaut from twentieth century Earth. A cynical misfit who was happy to leave his life behind forever in the belief that he could find something more humane and civilized in another place or another time, yet even he seemed shocked to discover what mankind had done to itself. He was captured and treated as an animal, first by talking apes, and then by mutated humans. He was ultimately shot by ape soldiers, and with his final breath set off the Alpha-Omega Bomb, destroying the world.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 00:35:51 ago (+2/-0)

A troon.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 01:28:22 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 11:32:17 ago (+1/-1)

Brutal, just brutal.