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how much more retarded can these idiots get?

submitted by con77 to Retarded 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 15:37:29 ago (+30/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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theyre catering to 1/10 of 1% of the population


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[ - ] Thatguy 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 15:45:52 ago (+3/-0)

I got arrested in Canada once. I landed at an airport that was near a cold lake. I didn’t have my passport. It was an unplanned destination and yes, I should have had my passport on me anytime I fly. Common sense, but I’m not common and rarely makes sense. So I got arrested by Canadian immigration. I had just watched the trailer park boys, realized, I was going to be paid by the US Military the entire time in prison, and Canadians have nice prisons. I was ready. This was going to be great. Bastards let me go, common sense prevailed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 20:38:37 ago (+3/-0)

I was held in an Australian penal colony once.

They were mandating masks, Chinese Gain of Function Biological weapons and social distancing.

If you didn't comply they promptly sent out the tyranny enforcement agency to round you up and send you to the wellness center in Queensland.

Since that didn't work they decided it'd be better to lock people down for compliance by selecting zip codes. If you were found outside of those zip codes (3 mile radius)you were given a 5000 dollar fine. Apparently covid knew where those lines ended and began.

You needed a your certificate of vaccine ID19 to enter most places of business to do basic shopping.

If you weren't vaccinated you were ostracized and they tried to shame you into injecting the DNA modified bioweapon of compliance to operate in society.

You were rewarded with a donut for compliance. And then another carrot on a string a week later if you wanted it all "to go back to normal". The new normal was created to continually roll out the carrot on the string.

People died, lost jobs and and businesses. No one was punished for their crimes against humanity and are actively shouting down those that won't forget.

Itll happen again because an example wasn't made of them.

And Australia will happily comply, for a donut.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:49:42 ago (+1/-0)

IKr, was absolutely disgusting.

NZ was not much better either - although tbf the forced lockdowns and vaccine status requirements did give me the impetus to give up all fast food/ take away goyslop, which led to completely reworking my diet and life style (zero seed oil, no refined sugar, only grass fed meats, dripping, butter, no overly processed/ snack food and fizzy soda etc) and then dropped several pharma meds - all to the 'bafflement ' of my vax-pushing family GP - basically why would you this on your own, lose 33kgs and improve all your biometrics, health markers and turn your mental health/ chronic anxiety disorder and clinical depression completely around in three years using common sense, easily attainable open source references, vitamin / mineral and amino acid supplementation.... why dassaer , why ??. Smdh.

NZ will also comply bc grandma, climate change , democracy and totes something about maori half-breed sovereignty.

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 16:04:13 ago (+1/-0)

I was briefly held in a Turkish prison once due to a misunderstanding that was quickly cleared up. Turkish prisons are the exact opposite of Canadian prisons. I could hear grown men crying as I was being processed. I would have long lasting trauma if I had been sent into that prison. Muslims are mean people. Really really mean people.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 16:52:04 ago (+2/-0)

Wait??. You dont like having your anal cavity and colon regular wiped from the inside out with a broom handle while confessing to crimes and people you have absolutely no knowledge of .......

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 18:47:25 ago (+2/-0)

Thank the lord Jesus I never had to find this out.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 17:13:51 ago (+1/-0)

@dassar....you do know that the "broom handle" has a treble hook attached to it right

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:36:11 ago (+1/-0)

If you're trying to trick me by implying removing my lower intestine via my nasal cavity, i will politely decline thanks ....

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 20:39:06 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like the last 3 years.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 18:28:56 ago (+1/-0)

“Oh! Billy!”

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 20:25:34 ago (+2/-0)

It's the early stages of idiocracy.

Buckle up and get a helmet. Life's gonna get real hard real quick.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 02:36:57 ago (+1/-0)

Wait until summer

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 3, 2024 12:05:06 ago (+0/-0)

“Bring war material with you from home, but forage on the enemy. Thus the army will have food enough for its needs.”

— Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"

Tampons and sanitary napkins are just bandages designed for a womans genitals. If the bathroom dispensers are free and the average Canadian's expecting the Marxists to eventually kick off a war, shouldn't they do the smart thing and collect as many as they can to build themselves a supply of bandages for field trauma medical kits while pissing off the trannies who want tampons to shove up their butts?

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 23:53:26 ago (+1/-0)

What do Canadian troops need equipment for? To kill their own farmers?

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 20:06:09 ago (+0/-0)

I’m retarded
✊🏿

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 20:41:07 ago (+1/-0)

That's why they love you.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 19:16:22 ago (+0/-0)

Idk why anyone would love me. It’s a waste of

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 18:10:39 ago (+0/-0)

YOu know? I ask this to myself and they always deliver and shatter my concept of how retarded things can actually be.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 20:41:46 ago (+2/-0)

Stand in a crowd for a couple of minutes and you'll get a good representation of this.