hurr durr, my bf is an axe murderer and keeps bodies in the basement in a large and growing body pile. AITA for wanting to call the police before im added to the pile?i fucking swear to the gods, the relationship advice subreddit is proof we should exile all redditors to an island and let the gods sort it out.
edit: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JOKING AND ON THE SAME FRONT PAGE I SEE THIS
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(happy youtuber music plays) hey guys, my stepson mutters about using me as demonic blood sacrifice, should i be worried? AITA?
[ + ] Panic
[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 15:38:03 ago (+1/-0)
I said the magical word: 'Connie'. That's my ex-girlfriend.
Silently went back to bed and went to sleep while she just sat up for don't know how long. TA DA, no more headaches or excuses. One magical word got me day or night sex for over a year.
But eventually the day came when she didn't and wouldn't play. I said nothing and started getting dressed. She said, 'And where are you going?' Magical word time - and an instant BJ.
It's magic!
[ + ] Wahaha
[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 14:13:47 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] _Obrez
[ - ] _Obrez 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 09:04:55 ago (+2/-1)
I figure we make mexico a dependency, deport all the browns that aren't niggers down there and convert mexicali(the isthmus south of california) into 3 islands, los lesbos, los homos, and las huevos, open them to the world as a containment center for fags, dykes and trannies, isolate their internet and media to just those islands. We can dump leftwing political dissidents and those poisoned by their ideology in these places too, we just make sure to pump the water full of birth control and snip all the men going in.
The nigs and coal burners get a one way ticket to africa.
[ + ] Barfcock19
[ - ] Barfcock19 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 10:34:30 ago (+1/-0)