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every single r/relationship_advice post

submitted by the_old_ones to whatever 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 04:28:42 ago (+18/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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hurr durr, my bf is an axe murderer and keeps bodies in the basement in a large and growing body pile. AITA for wanting to call the police before im added to the pile?

i fucking swear to the gods, the relationship advice subreddit is proof we should exile all redditors to an island and let the gods sort it out.

edit: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JOKING AND ON THE SAME FRONT PAGE I SEE THIS

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(happy youtuber music plays) hey guys, my stepson mutters about using me as demonic blood sacrifice, should i be worried? AITA?


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[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 15:38:03 ago (+1/-0)

I had a magical word for the very few times this came up. First time she said 'not tonight', I just eased out of bed and got dressed while she pretended to fall asleep. Out the door I went an stayed out for a couple hours. When i got home, she was up and waiting for me, asking where I'd been.

I said the magical word: 'Connie'. That's my ex-girlfriend.

Silently went back to bed and went to sleep while she just sat up for don't know how long. TA DA, no more headaches or excuses. One magical word got me day or night sex for over a year.
But eventually the day came when she didn't and wouldn't play. I said nothing and started getting dressed. She said, 'And where are you going?' Magical word time - and an instant BJ.

It's magic!

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 14:13:47 ago (+1/-0)

Most important thing for the woman is, of course, how this made her feel.

[ - ] _Obrez 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 09:04:55 ago (+2/-1)

People who use reddit social and advice subs should be put on lists so we can contain them at a later date.

I figure we make mexico a dependency, deport all the browns that aren't niggers down there and convert mexicali(the isthmus south of california) into 3 islands, los lesbos, los homos, and las huevos, open them to the world as a containment center for fags, dykes and trannies, isolate their internet and media to just those islands. We can dump leftwing political dissidents and those poisoned by their ideology in these places too, we just make sure to pump the water full of birth control and snip all the men going in.

The nigs and coal burners get a one way ticket to africa.

[ - ] Barfcock19 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 10:34:30 ago (+1/-0)

Where do I go to vote for you?