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yeah, thats a little too closer

submitted by con77 to whatever 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 17:46:17 ago (+61/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/mt5ahy.mp4



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[ - ] Monica 29 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 18:59:49 ago (+29/-0)

Lord I know you don't always hear me. Please extinct niggers and kikes.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 10 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 19:27:08 ago (+10/-0)

amen. and Lord, please, cause an earthquake that creates a mile wide and mile deep border at our southern border filled with lava amen

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 21:45:53 ago (+0/-0)

Amen!

[ - ] Jinglebanger 4 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 21:05:48 ago (+4/-0)

I mean, while we're at it, how about just everybody that isn't white? And just like anyone who has an obscene amount of wealth a la Larry Fink. This could be our one chance and you're thinking small.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 22:24:53 ago (+3/-0)

He already gave us the ability to do that ourselves.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 9 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 18:06:45 ago (+9/-0)

That’s fucking bad ass!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 20:24:36 ago (+6/-0)

Fake and gay. That eagle has a lush head of feathers.

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 21:35:40 ago (+1/-0)

Took me way too long to get that one. :-D

[ - ] BoozyB 5 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 19:05:46 ago (+5/-0)

I watched eagles snatch fish from the lake 20-30 feet from where I was at the end of the dock.
I had one land 10 feet from me while I was checking out a dead fox. She was ready to fight me for it. I backed away, she grabbed it and flew away. Their wings make a lot of noise on takeoff. I could feel the wind.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 21:47:27 ago (+1/-0)

They're as common as seagulls in Alaska. Big though.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 22:16:09 ago (+0/-0)

There's not much more impressive in this world than an eagle.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 00:40:52 ago (+0/-0)

big waves

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 01:01:50 ago (+1/-0)

Lightning

[ - ] deleted 5 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 18:17:21 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] goatfugee12 3 points 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 07:10:55 ago (+5/-2)

see that double chin?

Obesemaster

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 19:30:39 ago (+4/-0)

That fucking eagle is wondering how to rip the spinal chord out of that guy...note how the bird looks down at the back of the guys neck....

[ - ] observation1 4 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 19:08:32 ago (+4/-0)

Dang. thats pretty spiritual.

[ - ] watts2db 3 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 19:05:16 ago (+3/-0)

really cool

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 00:16:19 ago (+2/-0)

From the viral hog description (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5DmHMY-eEA):

"Occurred on November 22, 2023 / Hemphill, Texas, USA

"So the video doesn’t tell the whole story it just sums it up, but if you can read through all this here ya go. Yesterday, I had an uncontrollable urge to go hunting in a spot I had never been to before. I mean, I've always loved the idea of trying to hunt or find a place to hunt that no one else has been to before... I often walk miles to find that perfect spot..

Well in my journey yesterday I came across this old pond way back in some national forest. After I climbed a hill, I saw a bald eagle swooping down to get a fish and fly all the way to the other side to eat his catch. He was about two hundred yards away... I thought to myself and even said it out loud, almost mockingly, 'God, if you hear me, I sure would like to get close to that eagle. I know most times you don't seem to hear me, but if you are listening, I want to get close to that eagle.'

Now what happened over the next few hours showed me I should be a little more specific in what I ask and a whole lot more respectful. I kinda forgot about the eagle and started making my way around the pond so when I looked up and only 10-15 feet away is this bald eagle looking right at me. I froze in complete disbelief and total shock. I sat there for a few minutes in total bliss thinking, 'No one is gonna believe this,' but God still wasn't done. I went to get up to leave and that dang eagle flew up and landed on my arm. SCARED me to death! I actually swatted it away because I was so scared and freaked out, but then I had a sense of calmness come over me as I watched it fly and soar over the water almost making an infinity sign in his flight path and he came right back to me and this time I was calm and ready, trusting this is nothing but the lord. That eagle landed right on my shoulder. He sat there for well over an hour. GOD DID NOT DISAPPOINT. The eagle wasn't harmed or anything of the sort and is still just as free as the day it was born."

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 02:09:13 ago (+2/-0)

That's in my neck of the woods!

[ - ] NamelessOne 2 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 20:18:55 ago (+2/-0)

Good always listens, sometimes the answer is "fuck off faggot".

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 19:21:44 ago (+2/-0)

It’s a bit like when hiking through the bush and you can hear an owl follow close by…, somewhere over your left shoulder.., watching …HOO..HOO..HOO….it’s anticipating you stir up the game…, this bird in vid is giving orders..go

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 05:49:42 ago (+1/-0)

Plot twist the eagle is a spy drone used by the government to catologue that hunters guns.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 07:43:04 ago (+0/-0)

My brother was the conning tower sniper on a sub.

He said that he was ordered to shoot any bird that flew near the submarine.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 22:18:16 ago (+1/-0)

That's one of the best things I've ever seen.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 19:25:51 ago (+1/-0)

yeah right. pet.

I have shitloads of'em here in the wikd.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2024 20:35:37 ago (+1/-0)

IKR, social media has made normie npcs retarded.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 03:51:07 ago (+2/-0)

It's an interesting psychological hack though. By talking about praying to the Christian god it makes Christians more likely to believe things that are extremely unlikely, because it affirms their belief that prayer can do that. And if they don't believe the claim it's too close to not believing god answers prayers, which is uncomfortably close to blasphemy so it discourages anything but accepting his bird story as divine and true.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 monthsJan 12, 2024 09:53:44 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like it’s his own trained bird