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what if this is true?

submitted by con77 to Memes 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 10:06:28 ago (+9/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/i8rkqp.jpg

truth is stranger than fiction


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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 11:20:46 ago (+5/-0)*

Remember that video of an entire nigger community forming posses to find a leprechaun? One crackhead was telling everyone he saw a leprechaun, and suddenly, every nigger knew someone that had seen it.

This mall alien is common nigger hysteria, fed after the fact by bored whites with Adobe Premier skills.

You could tell three Chicago street niggers that MLK’s ghost was haunting a Foot Locker and within a day there would be a pile of shines out front.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 11:38:02 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 11:51:35 ago (+0/-0)

That nigger warrior and his leprechaun stunning thousand year old flute from his ‘Irish’ great grandfather. 😂
If you displayed the tiniest sliver of skepticism to his face, you’re at risk of being stabbed.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 14:38:11 ago (+4/-0)

Why would aliens use GPS to navigate?

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 15:48:47 ago (+1/-0)

There's this other conspiracy theory that explains how all the cool inventions that were happening in the 1950s were really a result of aliens visiting in the 1940s and sharing their knowledge.

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 15:46:12 ago (+2/-0)

Old Voat had an entire subverse called SouthPoleConspiracy or something along those lines dedicated to posting strange things about Antarctica.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 12:09:12 ago (+2/-0)

Something happened there. I have no doubts about that. I keep thinking about the story elon musk's baby sitter said that he set something out and opened a portal and she saw some big ass giants. Looks like maybe some born rich kike kids stole this from their daddy and opened it in a mall thinking it would be funny. The fucking cops are tight lipped about it. They were obviously threatened with some serious shit. Many victims said they were threatened to shut the fuck up. Niggers or not, I think some serious shit went down. This isn't like the leprechaun thing.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 11:52:52 ago (+1/-0)

Miami and Antarctica would be two places aliens would go.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 10:18:14 ago (+1/-0)

Is this referencing some event we're supposed to know?

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 10:23:10 ago (+1/-0)

You didn't get the miami memo of ayylmao faggotry?

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 11:24:11 ago (+1/-0)

https://archive.is/RCbXP
Legacy media source, so archived link. Story goes people saw tall dark beings in the mall, offical report is nigs nogging.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 12:15:49 ago (+0/-0)

That article does read like it was written by AI to cover up something.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 11:51:29 ago (+0/-0)

That's a wild coincidence.