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Popular mechanics for kids - Here's what happens when you impale a cockroach on a plasma stick.

submitted by Rotteuxx to whatever 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 19:59:33 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/kyg2je.mp4



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[ - ] winners_history 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2024 18:30:08 ago (+0/-0)

What if Vlad the Impaler had this in the 'good old days'?

[ - ] drhitler 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 00:22:34 ago (+5/-0)

Someone mod it so it plays the jew song

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 04:58:25 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 22:06:08 ago (+4/-0)

Can we scale that up and try it with the cast of The View?

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 06:09:36 ago (+0/-0)

It would be a plasma buttpug the lefties would line up for it!

"let my wife plasma peg me last night, felt like my skyrim character! ama!"

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 21:16:46 ago (+4/-0)

20th-level wizard cockroach.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 22:20:38 ago (+2/-0)

LMAO. +10 Lightning dmg

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 00:12:46 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure he's a Bard, not a wizard, that's his musical aura.
If he starts casting lightning bolts, ill change my mind.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 04:39:18 ago (+3/-0)

My sons would have totally done this. Just to show it to their Mom and sister, if for no other reason.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2024 01:23:24 ago (+1/-0)

Don't give the jews more ideas of what happened to them during the holocaust. "Oy vey i had a spike shoved up my ass and then ahad a plasma arc pulse through my eyes I survived this 6 times before they gassed me 6 more times oh gwad it was terrible"

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 21:49:06 ago (+3/-0)

cockroach got assroached.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 06:57:37 ago (+1/-0)

I'm actually curious if the roach survived that.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 23:40:02 ago (+1/-0)

Would that work for baby niggers?

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 21:55:00 ago (+1/-0)

Bitchin